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We just open up the basket and dig into some hot SON OF A BITCH!

I'm an analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.

You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine.

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine.

Dammit, you stole mine!

Yeah right, like anybody would wanna "R" Mom...

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich

 

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm an analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.

Yes, we all remember the business cards 

Seriously.  It's hard to believe it's been almost 2 years.  But what an absolute gem Jessica Walter was.  I mean she was nominated for major awards across 6 fucking decades.  And by all accounts a complete and total sweetheart of a human being while being maybe the most deadpan comedic actress of her entire generation..  Absolutely love her

i have pop-pop in the attic. 

 

I think George-Michael is hiding Anne in the attic.

From who, the Nazis?

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

 

 

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

i have pop-pop in the attic. 

The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

 

How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys too because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man, because you're livin' in Fuck City.

This show was helped so much by the ability to binge. I watched when it was on weekly and you miss so much having that gap between episodes. Being able to grasp the running jokes is huge for loving this show.

Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Get me a vodka rocks,

Mom, it's breakfast.

...and a piece of toast.

6 hours ago, Augustus said:

We just open up the basket and dig into some hot SON OF A BITCH!

Cornballin' piece of s^$%!

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm an analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.

Got my only Hornfans ban for quoting this as a joke.

I say the following at least once a week per the situation:

Yo izquierdo.

There's smoothies?

Beads?  Bees?  How hard can it be?  Buzzzzz.

Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.

My vote for Top 5 one-liner of all time.

Michael:  I think George Michael's hiding Anne in the attic.

Lindsay:  From whom?  The Nazis?

I thought he just liked cutoffs?

There's a good chance that I... that I may have committed some, uh, light treason.

"How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?"

"Ah, yes, the cabin."

18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?

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