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  • Uncle Boobs
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    A little early but I'm in.

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  • The Philadelphia Eagles lose the biggest game of the year  because an Alabama OU quarter back butterfingers a ball into a defenders waiting arms for a scoop and score and then they get a call they can

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7 minutes ago, blacklab said:

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Sorta funny, but didn’t think the Chiefs drew hatred like Philly.

I don’t hate the Chiefs, but I’m tired of them. The Eagles??? I fucking hate them the way I hate ou.

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Superbowl is in Arizona, so it may take about three days to determine a winner.

Hatred? More like indifference 

way too close to Oklahoma though 

I like KC just fine. I wasn't a fan of Tyreek when he was there and Mahomes' entourage is a beating but everything else about them is perfectly likeable. 

This is America not Ancient Rome. Can we please ditch that Super Bowl numbering system? The fuck does LVII mean

24 minutes ago, DougO said:

Superbowl is in Arizona, so it may take about three days to determine a winner.

Shit, I didn’t even realize that until just now.  I laughed at the map and wife asked me why and I though it was because Arizona was hit long ago by the Winslow Meteor.  Which made it an uninhabitable after thought.  Then the stupid people found it and made of the Florida of the West

It’s not ignorance if most people are in the same boat as me. And yes I actually do know what it means but why should I have to spend a few minutes thinking about it or looking it up when they could just call it “Super Bowl 57”

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Fecals get screwed on a few calls and Chiefs win

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s not ignorance if most people are in the same boat as me. And yes I actually do know what it means but why should I have to spend a few minutes thinking about it or looking it up when they could just call it “Super Bowl 52”

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s not ignorance if most people are in the same boat as me. And yes I actually do know what it means but why should I have to spend a few minutes thinking about it or looking it up when they could just call it “Super Bowl 52”

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I was using that as an example I wasn’t talking about this years game. Edited for clarity

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

why should I have to spend a few minutes thinking

Now that's the American way!

49 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Sorta funny, but didn’t think the Chiefs drew hatred like Philly.

Well, I don't think most of the country hates Philly the way this board of mostly Cowboy fans hates Philly.

While I generally accept that all sports fans in the Northeast are shitbags, it's never really made me root against Philly or New England.  I think most neutral fans tend to go for or against individual players, as in, "I'd like to see Player X get a ring, so I'll pull for Team Y," or, "Joe Mixon is a monumental piece of shit, so I'll smile when the Bengals lose."

Can’t stand any of the NFC East Teams. Len Dawson was my first NFL idol. Always had a soft spot for the Chiefs and Arrowhead because of him. It’s been fun for me watching them be in the mix for the Lombardi these past few years.

Superbowl is in Arizona, so it may take about three days to determine a winner.
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42 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This is America not Ancient Rome. Can we please ditch that Super Bowl numbering system? The fuck does LVII mean

Actually, ancient Rome used numbers like we see today. Their numerical system only went to 20 (10 fingers, 10 toes). What the NFL uses is a knock-off of ancient Egypt, and was brought to the States by the Quakers, who of course fucked it all up. 

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3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I am pretty indifferent here. I hate Philly. Fuck them. If they win there is no worse fan than Eggles fan.

Conversely I hate Andy Reid. I don’t want him getting another ring. His actions as a father have hurt so many people. His drunk ass son destroyed a little girls life because Reid hired him without qualification. Both sons peddled drugs out of their house. So fuck him.

This. Fuck him and his kid. I still don’t understand how it’s not a bigger deal. He got drunk at their facility ffs. 

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wow!!!

 

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That is kind of funny.

 

Beautiful weather here today. Just had the 911 and the Riviera out for a bit. Have some pork & beef on the smoker. Tuna & salmon goes on a bit later. 

15 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

A little early but I'm in.c5d173ceeab5805979b6ea42f499258d.jpg

Man... that's the fuckin way to do it. Get your money's worth and drink it all in.

Well, I don't think most of the country hates Philly the way this board of mostly Cowboy fans hates Philly.


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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Oh wow, did you guys know she has two sons, brothers who are on opposing teams this Super Bowl? Hardly anyone’s covering this, only hear it every two fucking seconds, not enough I guess.

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Curious to see what kind of condition the field will be in.

State Farm Stadium is notorious for shitty fields in big games.

I always hate this weekend because Scottsdale gets invaded for the Phoenix Open, and with the SB here this weekend it's exponentially worse.

But...  I've never paid close attention to that golf tournament and I've been watching it yesterday and today.  Holy shit it's an SEC football game crowd at this thing.  I never would've believed fans would be actually boo-ing bad shots and throwing full beer cups and water bottles on the course--and it's a normal, expected thing.  Jesus.

But it's been an entertaining way to pass the time before the game.

Go Chiefs.

7 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Tried to do a super bowl hot or not but I suck at photos 7720a7cc57de3cf10c2b9ef3a6555007.jpg

Just save your energy for the $50 hamburgers.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Too skinny for you

10 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Tried to do a super bowl hot or not but I suck at photos 7720a7cc57de3cf10c2b9ef3a6555007.jpg

And finding women that are hot

15 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

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Hopefully the Philly offense will be as flat as that ass

My signature dip: Cheddar jalapeño popper.

Very easy to make. Amazing on reheat too. 

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I think that's the first time I've ever seen the roof open for a game since the place opened. 

35 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I always hate this weekend because Scottsdale gets invaded for the Phoenix Open, and with the SB here this weekend it's exponentially worse.

But...  I've never paid close attention to that golf tournament and I've been watching it yesterday and today.  Holy shit it's an SEC football game crowd at this thing.  I never would've believed fans would be actually boo-ing bad shots and throwing full beer cups and water bottles on the course--and it's a normal, expected thing.  Jesus.

But it's been an entertaining way to pass the time before the game.

Go Chiefs.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Seems like sitting next to her during the game might suck.

44 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Oh wow, did you guys know she has two sons, brothers who are on opposing teams this Super Bowl? Hardly anyone’s covering this, only hear it every two fucking seconds, not enough I guess.

Were they roommates?

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whatever the fuck is going on during this pregame show needs to stop.  almost as cringe as terry singing fly eagles fly

2 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

A little early but I'm in.c5d173ceeab5805979b6ea42f499258d.jpg

@Uncle Boobs's usual superbowl view:

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

whatever the fuck is going on during this pregame show needs to stop.  almost as cringe as terry singing fly eagles fly

It’s pretty bad. 

So far the Tres Semme commercial is my favorite.

some ads you just know are for hair products.  that was one. 

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