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1 minute ago, Captain Obvious said:

Are you seriously saying you don't think KC shot up Mahomes' ankle with a cocktail of whatever the hell is legally allowed pre-game and weren't already going to do so during halftime before that re-aggravation? 

LOL at legally allowed.

It's the fucking super bowl

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1 minute ago, Augustus said:

 

Chiefs averaging more yards per play.

Goddam there are hurricane winds blowing here in Scottsdale.  Wondering if it's swirling into the stadium.

Welp, time to break this out for Butterface... 

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Aw fuck I'm not in the mood for a sb halftime show.  I've heard of Rhianna but don't know any of her music

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

LOL at legally allowed.

It's the fucking super bowl

Exactly.  Hence initial dismissal of the statement that Mahomes should just "shoot it up" as if the Chiefs hadn't already gone that route before a single fucking snap.

Mahommes walking normally into locker room

IT'S SCRIPTED 🙄

Great first half by Eagles.  Chiefs look over matched on both sides.

Are you seriously saying you don't think KC shot up Mahomes' ankle with a cocktail of whatever the hell is legally allowed pre-game and weren't already going to do so during halftime before that re-aggravation? 

Are you seriously making a fucking big deal out of a simple comment and just starting shit for no reason? Go back to mom’s basement.
7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Chiefs averaging more yards per play.

Maybe they'll go full aggy and put Super Bowl Yards Per Play Champions on Arrowhead after they finish losing this by 24?

Just now, ztejas said:

My girl Rihanna killin it. 

i miss Bon Jovi.

42 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Right tackle moving early.  No penalty.

 

42 minutes ago, Augustus said:

That's a fucking false start I don't care what the rules say.

 I think I've seen 3 false starts, and 2 delay of games that were not called.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Lip sync or not?

Nah she's singing

Karaoke is so entertaining to watch

Just now, Horn80 said:

Lip sync or not?

Aren’t they all?

42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

He's not...he can move his back leg.  It sucks, but it's a loophole in the rules.  

I did not know that.  

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

The Eagles are officially the luckiest team ever.

Fuck the Eagles!

Just now, ztejas said:

Nah she's singing

Lol, no.

This halftime show reminds me of Squid Games

Nah she's singing

Not anywhere close to all of it
Oompa loompa dancers make a comeback 
It's like an Oompa Loompa - Squid Game fusion.
4 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Are you seriously making a fucking big deal out of a simple comment and just starting shit for no reason? Go back to mom’s basement.

Absolutely.  Either the Chiefs or the Eagles get another Superbowl and Dallas gets another year of paying Zeke.  I'm very bitter.

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just fat. 

Who doesn't like fourth, and fifth, meal?

According to the webz she had a baby 9 months ago.

Absolutely.  Either the Chiefs or the Eagles get another Superbowl and Dallas gets another year of paying Zeke.  I'm very bitter.

Lol , at least you’re not a Bears fan like me.
Just now, Bullneck said:

This halftime show seems a bit risque.  

All of Utah is writing strongly worded emails right now.

The only part I find offensive is the "music."

Kinda cool when she grabs her clam though

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

She preggo? 

Has to be. Big stomach, cant even dance.

Just now, Bullneck said:

I did not know that.  

Yea it's a strange loophole.  I posted a guy talking about it earlier in the thread, but as long as the front foot stays planted and you keep the body "still" you can rearrange your back foot, which means you can drop the foot.  If you watch Johnson that is what he is doing.   Probably learned that shit at OU, along with how to hold.  

My kid walked in and saw this, then said, "Why does this look like Among Us?"

all I am seeing is white bunny suits.

 

oh yeah and Rhianna in red

 

 

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Lol

 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Lol, no.

 

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Not anywhere close to all of it

Not all of it but she's definitely singing a good amount. 

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