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She wasn’t even trying to lip sync at parts, no Jay Z or any other performers.  That was pretty bad, I like her music but definitely would never go to a concert.  I’d go with that being one of the worst ever. 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Has this website liked any halftime performance? I’m sorry Reba wasn’t available for this year.

They only like white artists from the 80's

8 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Is this an intro to the next season of Squid game?

 

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Back to the game, I hope to be wrong but this seems over.  Sometimes a team is simply outscheming another team and there are adjustments to be made.  And sometimes a team is just physically whipping the other team's ass and there ain't a god damn thing the other team can do.  So far this seems like the latter rather than the former.  

Prince doing purple rain in the rain won’t ever be topped in my opinion 

3 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Every single one of you old fat motherfuckers would lick her asshole if she asked.

Like I'd wait for her to ask... Pfft. 

7 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

It’s ridiculous to have a halftime this long. 

That’s twice as many ads. $$$$$

Has this website liked any halftime performance? I’m sorry Reba wasn’t available for this year.

Hard to top last year. Rihanna wasn’t bad just meh. Probably should have had some cameos plus most of her hits are over 7 years old.

A show wherein the performer rides a floating platform like 200 ft in the air can’t be the worst ever. Plus a backup dancer spilled into my living room, so.

I am a huge Rihanna fan and was disappointed in the halftime performance. She has so many good songs in her catalog that’s it’s a a shame that they didn’t put her best out. Pick any of her songs that she did with Calvin Harris and that would have been a superior show. I think the producers of that show did her very wrong.

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Any discussion of great halftime shows starts with U2 and ends with Prince. 

4 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Every single one of you old fat motherfuckers would lick her asshole if she asked.

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Give me Prince halftime show.  Enough said.

Given the current hysteria over flying objects just lucky an F22 didn’t lob a sidewinder at any of those floating platforms 🤣

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Has this website liked any halftime performance? I’m sorry Reba wasn’t available for this year.

I liked it when University of Texas Band played about 50 years ago, 1974. 😁

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Just now, Stunns38 said:


Hard to top last year. Rihanna wasn’t bad just meh. Probably should have had some cameos plus most of her hits are over 7 years old.

I think folks thought she was going to sing new hits. 
 

I also don’t think folks expected her to be preggers again.

To honor the late, great Billy Packer "This game is ovah". 

 

I think it was a 30 something point lead in the first half of a tournament game when he said that. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

They only like white artists from the 80's

i would take white artists from the 90's, 00's, 10's or 20's as well.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

I liked the Bruno Mars halftime like 5 years ago.

Beat me to it. 

16 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Oompa loompa dancers make a comeback 

Halftime show choreography...

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Rooting for the Eagles. But anyone counting the Chiefs out is crazy. It's a 10 point game. Give it until the 4th before going Greenspoint.

Prince has been dead since 2016 and he still has more talent than Rihanna.

Just now, Brothahorn said:

Rooting for the Eagles. But anyone counting the Chiefs out is crazy. It's a 10 point game. Give it until the 4th before going Greenspoint.

Never go full Greenspoint

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Has this website liked any halftime performance? I’m sorry Reba wasn’t available for this year.

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Like I said she was about 50/50. Sorry you're too dumb to understand when it's recorded and when it's live. 

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1 minute ago, JGrayDBU said:

To honor the late, great Billy Packer "This game is ovah". 

 

I think it was a 30 something point lead in the first half of a tournament game when he said that. 

2008 FF KU/UNC. 

12 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

No, sperm

 

11 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

She’s performing with people dressed up like little spermatozoa.  Makes perfect sense as a way to announce she’s preggers.

 

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The Chefs don't make Fat Andy available if they are behind at the half? WTF??

Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

Greg Olson for a Super Bowl speaks to a really weak bench of broadcasters.

Brady is on the way in 2024.  Will he be good will be the question.

2 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

The Chefs don't make Fat Andy available if they are behind at the half? WTF??

 

 

 

22 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That's one talented preggo butterface.

Yep I wouldn't fuck that with Vics' dick...

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

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Okay dude. Enjoy the Super Bowl. Agree to disagree. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Brady is on the way in 2024.  Will he be good will be the question.

Judging by SNL performance he's no Payton Manning 

Just now, tx ind said:

This turf is shit

Jimmy was laying into it at half.  

Just now, Asu2215 said:

The Chefs don't make Fat Andy available if they are behind at the half? WTF??

Missed opportunity there. He would have looked skinny after Rihanna got done swinging her gunt around.

how is there NOT a holding call on that play... the chiefs tackle just layed down on the eagle DE

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

how is there NOT a holding call on that play... the chiefs tackle just layed down on the eagle DE

You can lay on a guy...that isn't holding.  That's a smothered pancake (admittedly did not see how he went to the ground)

Come on, man, you gotta make a move and get that in the end zone

fuck... even in the TD celebration they are slipping.

 

this turf and field are fucking ass.

Just now, Blotto said:

Missed opportunity there. He would have looked skinny after Rihanna got done swinging her gunt around.

Needs to do some 6 minutes abs to get her gunt down. 

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