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Just now, Augustus said:

He caught the ball, secured it, got both feet down.

No idea where this third step bullshit came from.

Dez got 3 steps and they didnt call that catch ;)

 

and fuck ANOTHER fucking bad slip on the grass. 

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He caught the motherfucking ball. Secured it. Two feet down. Turned up field. If that’s not a catch, they just need to shut the thing down. 

Just now, Augustus said:

He caught the ball, secured it, got both feet down.

No idea where this third step bullshit came from.

Don't think he meant literal third step.

Isnt' it:

  1. Secure ball.
  2. Two feet down.
  3. Complete a football move.

before it can be called a fumble?  Maybe they were saying he didn't complete a football move, i.e. finish the turn upfield? 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all are so ridiculous.  The rules guy just explained why it's incomplete, and he's right, and so are the guys in the booth.

Good god.  

Nobody's arguing whether it's a catch by rule.

They're arguing the rule is fucking stupid.

And it is.

The guy CAUGHT the ball.  Had two feet down, in bounds.  But we defined a catch to include arbitrary bullshit.

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Hopefully this turf bullshit means Arizona never gets another super bowl

Just now, Doc Daneeka said:

He caught the motherfucking ball. Secured it. Two feet down. Turned up field. If that’s not a catch, they just need to shut the thing down. 

turning your head isn't turning upfield

He caught the ball, secured it, got both feet down.
No idea where this third step bullshit came from.

And have to make a football move.
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all are so ridiculous.  The rules guy just explained why it's incomplete, and he's right, and so are the guys in the booth.

Good god.  

Cool. You side with Mike Perriera and the Philadelphia eagles. Go shower and take a few laps 

Jimmy still peddling dick enhancer pills?  Asking for a friend. 

Just now, Helobious said:

Hopefully this turf bullshit means Arizona never gets another super bowl

NFL controls what grass goes in for the Superbowl. It's not the home field's field.

(Incredible football game going on at the highest level in the world)

Surly:

WHAT IN THE FUCK DO THEY CALL HOLDING THESE DAYS? AND DID YOU SEE THAT PEPSI AD?

Just now, hookem48 said:

turning your head isn't turning upfield

It’s good that that’s not the only thing that happened, then.

I remember when a "catch" meant that you were in bounds, and you caught the football.

2 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Todays grass brought to you by slip and slide 

Why turf is better. 

Just now, elfenix said:

NFL controls what grass goes in for the Superbowl. It's not the home field's field.

But it's always a problem at this stadium.

 

Just now, ztejas said:

(Incredible football game going on at the highest level in the world)

Surly:

WHAT IN THE FUCK DO THEY CALL HOLDING THESE DAYS? AND DID YOU SEE THAT PEPSI AD?

Surly gon surl 

Just now, Underdog said:

Why turf is better. 

This is turf.

3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Todays grass brought to you by slip and slide 

Today's turf brought to you by the shit turf at Farout Field at the University of Missouri. 

Fucking 3rd and Kansas City. There’s no way eagles are gonna lose this is awful 

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cool. You side with Mike Perriera and the Philadelphia eagles. Go shower and take a few laps 

There's no siding.  Either you understand the rule or you don't.  Either you think the entire league is rigged to fuck over your team and hurt your personal feelings, including by helping your rivals, or you realize that's fucking retarded.

 

I fucking hate everything about the Eagles. And thats not a fucking catch motherfuckers!

QUIT LETTING TEAMS RUN ANOTHER PLAY BEFORE YOU CONFIRM THAT SKETCHY FUCKING SHIT

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

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Turf:  real grass and dirt

Artificial turf:  Astroturf or rubber tire pellets with plastic grass.

There's no siding.  Either you understand the rule or you don't.  Either you think the entire league is rigged to fuck over your team and hurt your personal feelings, including by helping your rivals, or you realize that's fucking retarded.
 

Or - hear me out here - that rule is retarded.
2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It’s good that that’s not the only thing that happened, then.

he didn't turn upfield, you're fucking wrong and they got the call right

This product is awful. Field is like ice with huge divots coming up, the refs suck, replays taking forever. 

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1 minute ago, GopherRock said:

Today's turf brought to you by the shit turf at Farout Field at the University of Missouri. 

I assume secsecsec made misery get rid of their shit field

1 minute ago, GopherRock said:

Today's turf brought to you by the shit turf at Farout Field at the University of Missouri. 

How many longhorns went down with knee injuries on that shit?

Just now, hookem48 said:

he didn't turn upfield, you're fucking wrong and they got the call right

He did. I’m not. They didn’t. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

There's no siding.  Either you understand the rule or you don't.  Either you think the entire league is rigged to fuck over your team and hurt your personal feelings, including by helping your rivals, or you realize that's fucking retarded.

 

He's a Vikings fan of course he thinks it's rigged 

That's not a catch

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