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4 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

Turf:  real grass and dirt

Artificial turf:  Astroturf or rubber tire pellets with plastic grass.

Yea, nobody talks like that old man.  

You either gotta grass field or you got a turf field.  We are not greenskeepers

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1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

QUIT LETTING TEAMS RUN ANOTHER PLAY BEFORE YOU CONFIRM THAT SKETCHY FUCKING SHIT

its been this way in college for more than 5 years.

 

the only fucking college team that doesnt rush close/controversial plays is Texas.   we love to fucking make sure the next play gets all 30 seconds in to allow the replay officials time to fuck us. 

3 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Today's turf brought to you by the shit turf at Farout Field at the University of Missouri. 

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Just off the presses...

NFL Approves Three Major Rule Changes During Superbowl

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

NFL controls what grass goes in for the Superbowl. It's not the home field's field.

Grass was grown on Phoenix. Installed 2 weeks ago. 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yea, nobody talks like that old man.  

 

It's not esoteric stuff, youngster.

 

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

He did. I’m not. They didn’t. 

lol

oh my fucking GOD NFL.

 

you call that fucking play a catch but the fumble NOT a catch?

Yep...I didn't even have to wait for the decision.

 

Fuck yes. That's a catch in my backyard.

Is this site full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

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Suddenly all you assholes want Brisket or some other barrister to write the catch rule.

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Grass was grown on Phoenix. Installed 2 weeks ago. 

I don't let my dogs on newly planted sod in my back yard for two weeks, let alone professional football players in the Super Bowl. 

Just now, Helobious said:

Is this full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

First day on surly?

Just now, Helobious said:

Is this full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

New here?

Kc just cannot keep the fucking eagles from getting 3rd and 4th and short. 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Is this site full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

but they're rooting for Kansas City

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Is this site full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

No.  He only got 1 down after securing the catch.

Man is this whole quarter going to be two drives?

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Grass was grown on Phoenix. Installed 2 weeks ago. 

 

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

It's not esoteric stuff, youngster.

 

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NFL figuring out you should go for it on 4th and a yard is going to be almost as relevatory as the NBA figuring out a 3 pointer is worth 50% more points

Pretty wild how they rule the receiver didn’t take three steps so no fumble but dragging a toe is a possession. 

Chiefs need to just say fuck it they aren’t gonna stop them 

KC is like if Texas had an insane QB. 

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

oh my fucking GOD NFL.

 

you call that fucking play a catch but the fumble NOT a catch?

Yeah, if one stands then they both should stand. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Is this site full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

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Just now, Carl Spackler said:

No.  He only got 1 down after securing the catch.

Except he didn’t, he still had a foot down when he first secured it. 

I want to see a Texas OL look like this Philadelphia OL on third and short.

I assume secsecsec made misery get rid of their shit field
That’s just stupid. We put our efforts in hiding cancer cures and free energy sources. 

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