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  • Uncle Boobs
    Uncle Boobs

    A little early but I'm in.

  • Meanwhile, not a penalty:

  • The Philadelphia Eagles lose the biggest game of the year  because an Alabama OU quarter back butterfingers a ball into a defenders waiting arms for a scoop and score and then they get a call they can

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I really don't care who wins this game but, I do have a suspicion that the Philly Defensive Line will bully them and that the Eagles will win.

There will be a break in the weather this week so I am planning on putting some beef on the smoker. That's got my interest more than the game.

It news to me that travis kelce’s brother jason plays for the eagles.
 

As a 280 pound offensive lineman, he ran a 4.8 40 in the combine, which is fucking terrifying.

anyway, heres some cookies their mom made for the both of them

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The goofball that I am, always look forward to the SB Field design wished they'd add the helmets in place of the SB logo though. 

Oh, man.  Y'all were bringing back some memories with the NFL Films talk.  When I was a kid, John Facenda's voice and the orchestra along with the highlights were just Heaven.

 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What a dumb and horrible question. I don't blame him for shutting it down.

On 2/7/2023 at 1:30 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Knew of the other two but totally forgot about Weeb, Chuckie and Pete.  Isn't Reid and Reeves the only coaches to coach against a team they took the SB? 

Weeb won the NFL championship in 58 (the great Unitas game) and 59. So I’d say he won both ends.

Lulz

https://touchdownwire.usatoday.com/2023/02/08/nfl-network-pulls-michael-irvin-from-super-bowl-57-coverage-after-alleged-incident/

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“So they moved my hotel, and I said, ‘What’s going on, guys? What’s happening? Why are we moving hotels?’

“They said, ‘Well, last night you walked in, you talked to somebody.’ I said, ‘I didn’t talk to anybody. I went straight to the room.’ And then they showed it on camera that I did talk to somebody. I talked to this girl for about a minute. I don’t know what — they didn’t show it to me. They told it to me. I didn’t see it. But that’s why they moved me, because I guess the girl said I said something to her within that minute that we talked, and so they moved me.”

“That’s why I’m kind of hiding to wait and see how everything comes down,” Irvin continued. “It was a minute meeting somewhere in the lobby. I don’t even remember it really because I had a few drinks, to tell you the truth.

 

15 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Will Philly burn more with a win or a loss?

Yes.,

14 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Will Philly burn more with a win or a loss?

I could be proven wrong, but we generally don't burn much. It's more destruction of infrastructure like poles, signs, buses. Some place will get looted but it will be something random like a luggage store or cigar shop. I don't think much happens if we lose, especially since it's supposed to start raining around the end of the game.

If i have a luggage store I’m opening my doors and begging folks to come loot the joint so I can finally cash out. Covid wasn’t kind to the industry.

It’s like during hurricane season on the coast. Keep an eye on that NWS map and send all your problem inventory to those stores hoping for a wipeout. It’s called “putting it on the roof”.

Lulz
https://touchdownwire.usatoday.com/2023/02/08/nfl-network-pulls-michael-irvin-from-super-bowl-57-coverage-after-alleged-incident/
“So they moved my hotel, and I said, ‘What’s going on, guys? What’s happening? Why are we moving hotels?’
“They said, ‘Well, last night you walked in, you talked to somebody.’ I said, ‘I didn’t talk to anybody. I went straight to the room.’ And then they showed it on camera that I did talk to somebody. I talked to this girl for about a minute. I don’t know what — they didn’t show it to me. They told it to me. I didn’t see it. But that’s why they moved me, because I guess the girl said I said something to her within that minute that we talked, and so they moved me.”
“That’s why I’m kind of hiding to wait and see how everything comes down,” Irvin continued. “It was a minute meeting somewhere in the lobby. I don’t even remember it really because I had a few drinks, to tell you the truth.
 

He filed a $100 million lawsuit against this woman today.

as a bronco fan, i gotta root against the chiefs

as a cowboys hater, i gotta root for the eagles

but seriously, it doesn't matter. everyone hates both teams

team meteor

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Pretty sure I read somewhere the last 8 MVPs to make the SB are 0-8

You read it 9 posts above yours.

Also, TIL that a kicker named Mark Moseley won an NFL MVP for some reason.

Yup. Definitely read that earlier and forgot.

On 2/7/2023 at 11:21 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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All is not lost.  Jalen is sorta SEC and PMIII almost went to Texas as a db.

In other news, if you like Breaking Bad, there is gonna be a commercial for you tomorrow.  I have seen it on a preview, sorry no links, but if it is not the best of the day, there will be some good ones finally, again.

On 2/9/2023 at 6:24 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Will Philly burn more with a win or a loss?

Would anyone notice, either way?

47 minutes ago, slorch said:

All is not lost.  Jalen is sorta SEC and PMIII almost went to Texas as a db.

Great recruiting by Texas. 

On 2/8/2023 at 11:30 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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The NFL was so dumb to change to the generic Roman numeral logo. The old style was unique to each host city and so much better. 

18 hours ago, WBT said:

You read it 9 posts above yours.

Also, TIL that a kicker named Mark Moseley won an NFL MVP for some reason.

Al Del Greco hadn’t made it to the NFL yet. 

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

The NFL was so dumb to change to the generic Roman numeral logo. The old style was unique to each host city and so much better. 

Agreed. The new way is boring and generic.

My favorites were the red, white, and blues in the late 80s early 90s.

2 week contract for a chance at a ring:

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/the-eagles-signed-former-broncos-head-coach-vic-fangio-to-a-2-week-contract-to-scout-chiefs-before-super-bowl

 

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Vic Fangio will be the Miami Dolphins' defensive coordinator next season, but his move to Miami made pit stop in Phoenix.

Adam Schefter reported Sunday morning that, after defeating the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Championship to book a spot in Super Bowl LVII, the Eagles signed Fangio to a 2-week contract to help them scout the Kansas City Chiefs.

 

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Fangio spent 2019-21 as the Denver Broncos' head coach. 

According to Schefter, Fangio has spent the last two weeks in the Eagles' team hotel in the Phoenix area. 

Fangio's clubs didn't exactly have a lot of success against the reigning AFC champs. In fact, Kansas City went 6-0 and scored an average of 28 points per game against Denver in those years.

 

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Still, the 64-year-old is one of the most respected minds in football. He has helmed eight Top 10 defenses, including in Denver in 2021. 

If Philadelphia wins on Sunday night, Fangio will receive a Super Bowl ring. It would be the first of his 35-year career. 

 

 

I am pretty indifferent here. I hate Philly. Fuck them. If they win there is no worse fan than Eggles fan.

Conversely I hate Andy Reid. I don’t want him getting another ring. His actions as a father have hurt so many people. His drunk ass son destroyed a little girls life because Reid hired him without qualification. Both sons peddled drugs out of their house. So fuck him.

Fuck everything Philly. Fans teams city fuck all of you 

Fuck the eagles 

That’s my analysis 

Fuck. The. Eagles. 

On 2/5/2023 at 4:33 PM, Hate said:


Yeah, it’s the only way we can see the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.

Two former  Cowboy cheerleaders from Dallas’ last Super Bowl meet with a current Cowgirl….

 

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Chiefs to flush the fecals by 17.

 

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