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1 minute ago, Deej said:

"Look, we'd love give you a contract like Watson, but you haven't sexually assaulted enough message therapists."

The funniest thing about the Watson contract is that Lamar Jackson, who i do enjoy as a player, somehow thinks it isn't worthwhile to have an agent. But he wants a contract similar to Watson.....a contract that Watson would have had zero chance at getting if he didn't have a really good agent that played the situation perfectly.

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2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

The funniest thing about the Watson contract is that Lamar Jackson, who i do enjoy as a player, somehow thinks it isn't worthwhile to have an agent. But he wants a contract similar to Watson.....a contract that Watson would have had zero chance at getting if he didn't have a really good agent that played the situation perfectly.

Keyshawn said that he should have never went into this season without a contract. 

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

The funniest thing about the Watson contract is that Lamar Jackson, who i do enjoy as a player, somehow thinks it isn't worthwhile to have an agent. But he wants a contract similar to Watson.....a contract that Watson would have had zero chance at getting if he didn't have a really good agent that played the situation perfectly.

 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Keyshawn said that he should have never went into this season without a contract. 

 

"A lawyer player who represents himself has a fool for a client."

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Jackson is a moron.

When people do stupid shit it's hard not to come to that conclusion, that's for sure.

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I agree, the Eagles should pay Hurts as much as humanly possible.

Hell, give Jalen Hurts $60 million a season and eat away at that sweet sweet salary cap room. I'm rooting for his payday.

Did JuJus career really get resurrected? Last year he was injured and year before that he was 99 catches 9 TDs?

Also a few years before that he put up monster numbers. It’s not like he was non productive for 3-4 straight years. He’s by no means a #1 all pro…but a solid #2.


And the valentine tweet was a funny troll

It was funny Blount and Parsons are just typical butthurt Eagles fans

We can all see whether a call was good or not within seconds watching on TV. It's a billion dollar industry. Each game has a dozen cameras watching the players for a perfect shot and someone can identify the relevant footage within seconds for replay. Just have an official watching the broadcast in the booth or even off site and if it shows clearly that the call was bad, have them buzz it in, and change the call. This can all be done in a matter of seconds without the refs needing to consult that seemingly tiny camera on the field for 5 minutes at a time. It feels so goddamned obvious to me. 

 
Hurts has only lost 2 games as a starter and lead the Eagles to the record they had this year and to a super bowl. The fact you are questioning whether he deserves a fat new contract makes you look like a dumbass.
 
It doesn't matter how cheap an owner is, Burrow is the second best QB in the league right now. He's going to get extended and the fact you're questioning that confirms you're a dumbass. 
 
 
I think if you want to win Super Bowls and have tons of team success you'll need roster friendly contracts similar to how Brady has done over the course of his career and how Mahomes current contract is structured. It allows the teams to have more flexibility in spending and roster management. The Browns completely fucked a lot of teams with their Watson contract being so ridiculous. Ultimately it comes down to the player and knowing do you want the super large paycheck or do you want a team friendly paycheck that still pays top 10-15 market value in order to win.
 

Hurts is 24-12 as a starter.
28 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Here we go again.

 on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a hobo I was born to walk alone

22 hours ago, Underdog said:

 on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a hobo I was born to walk alone

 

Drifter, dude.  

Uh uh, got those lyrics straight from the internet and the internet doesn’t lie? 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Uh uh, got those lyrics straight from the internet and the internet doesn’t lie? 

Sounds like the internet never actually listened to Whitesnake then....

9 hours ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Sounds like the internet never actually listened to Whitesnake then....

In the internet's defense, they were focused on Tawny Kitaen and not the music.

“Hobo” is the original lyric from Saints & Sinners. “Drifter” is from the well-known 1987 album. 

10 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

In the internet's defense, they were focused on Tawny Kitaen and not the music.

as was I

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