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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Both QBs from Texas.  Shocking

And neither went to Texas.  Enraging.

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4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Sirianni crying 🤣 

Too Emo

I enjoy the fact that our National Anthem is a badass poem set to the tune of an Irish Drinking Song....embrace what we are.

 

 

Announcer saw those names and shit his pants. 

Just now, George said:

Announcer saw those names and shit his pants. 

I was like, he's lucky the Indian dude went with Dave, then it was all downhill...

the first commercial after the national anthem is a fucking hotflashes med?    

i guess only older women watch the games now

Announcer saw those names and shit his pants. 
Fabersha = "Fabergé".... I would've missed that one, too.
Just now, ChickenSandwich said:

More fucking narration

This is getting laughable.

I can't tell if I'm getting old and cynical or everything really just sucks now, like all of it...

Did some laundry. Restrung a guitar. Sold some shit on marketplace. Jammed out a bit. 

Time to get lit and watch the Super Bowl. 

Just need a story where someone as parentless because a father killed tue family and died in gang violence in prison and he raised his 15 siblings pumping gas at Texaco and my bingo card is full

Just now, TexArcher said:

I can't tell if I'm getting old and cynical or everything really just sucks now, like all of it...

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"So Harold, what we want you to do is go stand on the end line and when we say your name, flap your arms"

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I'm going to be sad if I don't get a glimpse into the life of the Vietnamese children that made the shoes for this game.

Just now, TexArcher said:

I can't tell if I'm getting old and cynical or everything really just sucks now, like all of it...

I skipped all the pregame bullshit. Maybe do that next time?

This is an awesome matchup and is going to be an awesome game. Nothing to be jaded about. 

“..and Super Bowl fifty-seven is underway! First and ten from the Philly twent—“

 

CUT TO wildlife conservation PSA narrated by Morgan Freeman.

Every year I forget how much bitching there is in the super bowl thread. It's like we need a complain about the NFL thread and a game thread. 

I'm still pissed the all-woman flyover wasn't 100% minority trans-women.

My prediction is that Hurts gets rattled, throws some picks.

Just now, ztejas said:

Every year I forget how much bitching there is in the super bowl thread. It's like we need a complain about the NFL thread and a game thread. 

Says the guy who starts threads to bitch....

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I skipped all the pregame bullshit. Maybe do that next time?

This is an awesome matchup and is going to be an awesome game. Nothing to be jaded about. 

I  TRIED to do that.   the game usually starts around 5:20...  this one went another 20 mins after that

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Every year I forget how much bitching there is in the super bowl thread. It's like we need a complain about the NFL thread and a game thread. 

You see the irony, right?

22 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Goddamit I still haven't completely adjusted to the time change despite living here 5.5 years.  I'm sitting thinking the game will start in an hour.

i never know what time it is in az

Just now, TexArcher said:

Jesus Christ, the Chiefs are laying some hits!

 

Hell yeah they are

Just now, TexArcher said:

You see the irony, right?

 

I've got him on ignore but saw the quoted post and literally laughed out loud.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Says the guy who starts threads to bitch....

Please show me the last time I started a thread to complain about something. 

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Why not?

I thought he did great.

The NA calls for a certain degree of dynamic majesty in the performance,  Chris sounded like a mumbling drunk hillbilly, an I like Chris Stapleton,  but this performance just didn't cut it for me.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

You see the irony, right?

Fair.

chiefs might be a bit too amped up.... their first play was a forced fumble.... havent stopped shit since then

Philly will go from empty case not long ago to two in the 21st century, and Jalen muthafuckin Hurts will get a Superbowl champ ring as starting QB..all because the Chefs don't really belong in this game.

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Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

The NA calls for a certain degree of dynamic majesty in the performance,  Chris sounded like a mumbling drunk hillbilly, an I like Chris Stapleton,  but this performance just didn't cut it for me.

Perfectly fair.

I think most enjoyed it, as I did.

It's a no-bullshit, down home country kind of reverence.  

16 minutes ago, Augustus said:

It was awesome, dude.

Accept it.

Nope

Kenneth "Noisewater" Gainwell

I'm still pissed the all-woman flyover wasn't 100% minority trans-women.
In wheelchair accessible fighter jets
1 minute ago, ousux said:

Philly will go from empty case not long ago to two in the 21st century, and Jalen muthafuckin Hurts will get a Superbowl champ ring as starting QB..all because the Chefs don't really belong in this game.

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Philly faced Dan fucking Jones and a team without a QUARTERBACK.

Opening drives don't mean shit.

KC will light 'em up.

I don't really care who wins, we are pulling for K.C. in this house because youngest daughter (the one at UT) thinks Andy Reid looks like the Lorax.

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