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  • Uncle Boobs
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    A little early but I'm in.

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  • The Philadelphia Eagles lose the biggest game of the year  because an Alabama OU quarter back butterfingers a ball into a defenders waiting arms for a scoop and score and then they get a call they can

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No TD.

Now fumble the sneak.

Unfortunately Hurts squats about 1700ibs so sneaks are pretty much guaranteed with him.

Prop gamblers losing their miiiiiiinds right now, lolololol

3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Perfectly fair.

I think most enjoyed it, as I did.

It's a no-bullshit, down home country kind of reverence.  

And that's fair.

In wheelchair accessible fighter jets
"Discussion jets"
19 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Dont be a bitch

..oh stop the madness darling,lol

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Win or lose Andy Reid will be going to get his “triple cheeseburger” and hand dipped malt and fries at Town Topic…when he gets back to KC.

menu is here: 

http://m.towntopic.com/menu.html

 

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And:

 

https://unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com/andy-reid-and-food-a-brief-history/

 

 

Edited by Francisco 2.0

You have the MVP qb and a defense that is highly suspect. And you put your suspect defense out there first against an Eagles team that loves to start fast and get out ahead? What a dumb fuck decision by Reid to kickoff after winning the toss.

holy fuck...  I now have a perfect way to scam the country.

 

set up a scan me commercial on the superbowl with NO FUCKING CONTEXT. 

 

instead turn it into a bank account stealing code and have everyone send all their funds to my account.  

 

profit. 

 

spend $40mil to do the ad  make billions

 

what could go wrong

The next person thar bitches about the broadcasters put yourself in my choos,  watching it on Fox Deportes in Spanish. 

in college that little tap on the top of Mahomes head at the end of the slide wudda been 15 yards

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fucking nother fast and furious. My god 

We're a few years away from Vin Diesel and a hologram of Paul Walker flying stolen hovercrafts around Mars.  It's never gonna end.

Just now, TexArcher said:

We're a few years away from Vin Diesel and a hologram of Paul Walker flying stolen hovercrafts around Mars. 

Promise?

Just remember how many points Dak put on this defense....don't buy either of these teams defenses 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

We're a few years away from Vin Diesel and a hologram of Paul Walker flying stolen hovercrafts around Mars.  It's never gonna end.

Fucking jetsons 

9 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Ballgame 

Still?  Or did the Chiefs response minutes into the first quarter matter?  

KC's defense will get more stops than Philly's.

So I believe.

And my surly record over the years is outstanding, though I rarely make predictions.

This is Gatorade right?

 

Edit: well at least it was a drink

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Serena Williams quoting Al Pacino?  Holy fucking fail, Batman.

They should make an Indiana Jones/Fast&Furious crossover.

Was Serena's commercial an Ambien promotional ad? 

3 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

Still?  Or did the Chiefs response minutes into the first quarter matter?  

If you can’t figure out that it was a joke, put down the huffing sock filled with spray paint and work on your ABCs. 

They should make an Indiana Jones/Fast&Furious crossover.
Indiana Jones and the Ford Tempo of Zoom

Gainwell is a good name for a running back.

Unlike the dude for TCU a while back: Smallwood. Not a great name.

They should make an Indiana Jones/Fast&Furious crossover.
"Indiana Furious and the Cold Bowl of Soup"

3rd and long.  I'd say light him up but I bet it's a quick dump off

Illegal man downfield?

2 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Tried to do a super bowl hot or not but I suck at photos 7720a7cc57de3cf10c2b9ef3a6555007.jpg

 

Turned out it was just Trevor Lawrence signing an autograph.

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

If you can’t figure out that it was a joke, put down the huffing sock filled with spray paint and work on your ABCs. 

No

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2 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

Was Serena's commercial an Ambien promotional ad? 

Something tells me it took a long day of work just to get that performance.

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