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Sorry for partying: Kansas Man Charged in Tailpipe Tryst

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Police: Perp repeatedly tried to penetrate a parked vehicle

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Local cops responding to a 911 call about a man beneath a vehicle discovered Malek endeavoring to place his penis into the tailpipe of a car parked outside an apartment complex. Malek, a Newton resident, was “oblivious” when initially contacted by police.

Malek, whose blood alcohol content was later measured at more than four times the legal limit, continued trying to have sex with the tailpipe in the presence of officers. Cops subsequently tased Malek, took him into custody, and transported him to a local hospital for treatment.

 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Any eligibility left?  I’m sure Self would offer a scholarship if so. 

Sexual assault joke?  Billy Preston joke?  Too vague to tell.

 

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