June 21, 20187 yr Police: Perp repeatedly tried to penetrate a parked vehicle Quote Local cops responding to a 911 call about a man beneath a vehicle discovered Malek endeavoring to place his penis into the tailpipe of a car parked outside an apartment complex. Malek, a Newton resident, was “oblivious” when initially contacted by police. Malek, whose blood alcohol content was later measured at more than four times the legal limit, continued trying to have sex with the tailpipe in the presence of officers. Cops subsequently tased Malek, took him into custody, and transported him to a local hospital for treatment.
June 21, 20187 yr Left side of the webpage says to "Submit a Tip!". I believe that is what he was trying to do. Crazy Kansans
June 21, 20187 yr Dude, you can't cum using a tailpipe at 4 times the legal limit. I mean uh...that guy is weird.
June 21, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said: Police: Perp repeatedly tried to penetrate a parked vehicle OP, there's a thread for "Things I'm embarrassed to admit."
June 21, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Underdog said: Any eligibility left? I’m sure Self would offer a scholarship if so. Sexual assault joke? Billy Preston joke? Too vague to tell.
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