February 1, 20232 yr https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/31/mobile-alabama-gas-station-male-genitalia-motorcycle/
February 1, 20232 yr Quote The MPD told the Caller police are not investigating the incident as a murder or assault. The MPD believes the penis belongs to a motorcycle driver who was involved in a fatal accident on the nearby interstate, An accident huh - So losing his penis was just a happy coincidence?
February 1, 20232 yr "Nearby" Interstate being almost a mile away from that point. Think I'll start carrying an umbrella.
February 1, 20232 yr Damn. Multiple sumbitches ran over the dude and kept going. Wouldn't be surprised if chunks of his body are dropping off in parking lots all over the tri-county area. https://www.al.com/news/mobile/2023/01/man-killed-after-wrecking-motorcycle-on-i-10-in-mobile.html
February 1, 20232 yr I thought this was gonna be some stupid shit about a rooster. nope, it's about a penis.
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