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In two months.


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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Niners on Line 1.

Right.

good air cover to kick the tires on the 49ers 

 

14 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Just had to make it about himself during super bowl week!!!

Except it's not Super Bowl week and a 50-second impromptu, heartfelt Twitter message doesn't really wreak of Brady making it about himself. 

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1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Except it's not Super Bowl week and a 50-second impromptu Twitter announcement it a lot about himself. 

Just had to make it about himself during the Pro Bowl special Olympics! 

6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Except it's not Super Bowl week and a 50-second impromptu, heartfelt Twitter message doesn't really wreak of Brady making it about himself. 

You're not any fun.

5 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Except it's not Super Bowl week and a 50-second impromptu, heartfelt Twitter message doesn't really wreak of Brady making it about himself. 

So you’d say it won’t reek havoc on the Super Bowl.

48 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

good he sucked anyway*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*last year

 

He just came back last year to get his wife to leave so he could spend the rest of his life banging other super models.

 

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24 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

The actual Tom Brady thread wasn’t good enough??  

Which one? There are multiple Tom Brady threads in this forum.

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If he plays, I can see him joining a team in a Niners-type situation – a solid playoff contender who mid-season loses its QB.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Niners on Line 1.

I’ve heard it predicted elsewhere that he’ll be the starter in S.F. next year. So we’ll see.



Some of us won't believe he's really retired until he's dead. And he could still drag a team to the playoffs, then


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41 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ve heard it predicted elsewhere that he’ll be the starter in S.F. next year. So we’ll see.

It would be a fucking great move for San Fran.  I'm not going out on a limb, but the Niners with Brady or a QB of near his caliber makes that Eagles game a hell of a lot more competitive, if not pulls out the win and gets them to the Super Bowl.

Mess around w Gisele behind Bridget Moynahan's back and face the consequences! 

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I can totally see Jerry Jones overpaying for a 45-year-old Tom Brady.

Doesn't he have an open offer for one of the networks that would pay him more to commentate than he could make playing?

47 minutes ago, speed817 said:

We did it!!!

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Will that keep players from being blinded by the sun?

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Doesn't he have an open offer for one of the networks that would pay him more to commentate than he could make playing?

I think Fox is set to pay him $130 million over 10 years 

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I think Fox is set to pay him $130 million over 10 years 

It’s actually $375 million 🤯

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Well fuck me. 

Only if you also have a contract for $375 million 

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13 minutes ago, Atticus said:

It’s actually $375 million 🤯

Maybe I'm cut from a different cloth, but I'd take a fraction of that to never get hit by an NFL defensive lineman again.

4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

 

That's the way to do it. Fuck the media.

 

10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Well fuck me. 

PM sent.

49 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I think Fox is set to pay him $130 million over 10 years 

 

45 minutes ago, Atticus said:

It’s actually $375 million 🤯

 

39 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Well fuck me. 

Good thing you're not his agent. 

Does it really matter who the commentators are? 1/3 of a billion $$$ worth?

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I can totally see Jerry Jones overpaying for a 45-year-old Tom Brady.

Don't care, Got Tombo.

It was a complete fluke, but sorta odd that a team that lost 4 QBs to injury would consider a 45 year old. Shanahan probably wouldn’t and shouldn’t change his offense for him especially knowing it could all end in a heartbeat.

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