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8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Smallest house in the neighborhood as well. 

That may be the only smart thing he's ever done.

Cincinnati has some really pretty neighborhoods. Wife was offered a job there several years ago and we were both really surprised when we went to visit the city and look at houses. A lot of the old neighborhoods, like Indian Hills above, are built around the old village concept with each village having a little village center. We looked at some really nice houses in Indian Hills. Didn't end up taking the job, but we were pleasantly surprised by the city.

If you’re ok never having to leave your village or farm and can afford to be out of town 6-8 months a year..any shitty place becomes acceptable.
51 minutes ago, royiv said:

Cincinnati has some really pretty neighborhoods. Wife was offered a job there several years ago and we were both really surprised when we went to visit the city and look at houses. A lot of the old neighborhoods, like Indian Hills above, are built around the old village concept with each village having a little village center. We looked at some really nice houses in Indian Hills. Didn't end up taking the job, but we were pleasantly surprised by the city.

Yea Cincinnati is actually a really nice place to raise a family that might be a dark horse for having a renaissance in 30-50 years based on climate change modeling. That whole NKY/Cincinnati metro could be a great investment today.

5 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

“She was asking for it.”

Maybe she said the "n" word.

That was the fucking lie they told about the girl getting her face caved in.  OU should be cursed for eternity for all the shit they've done.

4 hours ago, hookemATL said:

You fucked up. No delicious chili with cinnamon and spaghetti noodles for you!

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Guys, this happened before Feb 3, 2023 when our values as a society were different. /Bob

2 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

Best thing to come out of Cincy?

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Loni Anderson from WKRP in Cincinnati early 1980s : r/OldSchoolCool

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Nah.

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What’s up with her chin? That’s weird. Would bang tho. 

32 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Maybe she said the "n" word.

That was the fucking lie they told about the girl getting her face caved in.  OU should be cursed for eternity for all the shit they've done.

Oh please.  OSU is shady enough. Tyreek was a real saint.  I’ll listen to UT about their high road because even though many fans are like ‘fuck it, let’s win’, they’ve stuck to their guns.  
OSU and aggy are shady and have absolutely zero to show for it.  Then again you guys are cursed forever, so maybe you just want equality?   

4 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

What’s up with her chin? That’s weird. Would bang tho. 

Car wreck. Far superior to plastic Loni, imo. YMMV.

16 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh please.  OSU is shady enough. Tyreek was a real saint.  I’ll listen to UT about their high road because even though many fans are like ‘fuck it, let’s win’, they’ve stuck to their guns.  
OSU and aggy are shady and have absolutely zero to show for it.  Then again you guys are cursed forever, so maybe you just want equality?   

We kicked Tyreek out immediately.  You knew that tho.

Just now, Pokoloco said:

We kicked Tyreek out immediately.  You knew that tho.

I can name plenty of shady shit down there - but you know that already.  Enjoy the ref help while beating up on Cincy.  Tired of propping up dunce lil bro.  

24 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Loni Anderson from WKRP in Cincinnati early 1980s : r/OldSchoolCool

Wouldn't that be the best TWO things about Cincinnati?

 

But I'm a Bailey>Jennifer guy anyway

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I can name plenty of shady shit down there - but you know that already.  Enjoy the ref help while beating up on Cincy.  Tired of propping up dunce lil bro.  

Enjoy going 6-7 for... ever.

5 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Enjoy going 6-7 for... ever.

LOL.  I’ll put any dollar amount you want going into every season.  Name a price.  Every year.  Didn’t think so…enjoy talking out of your ass.  

17 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I guess he lives in a new house (still under construction on this aerial).

 

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Nice house. You could really beat the shit out of some women there. And then drown them in the pond, if you needed to. Good choice for Mixon. 

So does Mixon get some kind of course credit for this at OU?

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Ooooooo! Okie on okie violence.

 

Quick! Someone grab them each a claw hammer and watch your nutsack!

Hide yo kids Pete.  
 

Nah, all in fun.  Gotta give lil bro some shit.  At least they’re not as annoying as texum aggy.  

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

So does Mixon get some kind of course credit for this at OU?

Course credit?  Another degree, I’m pretty sure, some doctorate shit…

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Hide yo kids Pete.  
 

Nah, all in fun.  Gotta give lil bro some shit.  At least they’re not as annoying as texum aggy.  

It's all good doc!  

*Native American* Hills
Meh, many of them (including their reps at the Bureau of Indian Affairs in DC) choose to use Indian rather than the pc version.

Either way I'm sure Joe Mixon doesn't really care.
1 minute ago, ousux said:

Meh, many of them (including their reps at the Bureau of Indian Affairs in DC) choose to use Indian rather than the pc version.

Either way I'm sure Joe Mixon doesn't really care.

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Lol, isn't that the dude that shares far more in common with Al Capone and Don Corleone than he does Geronimo or Sitting Bull? Also that chick that accepted accepted Marlon Brando's Oscar in full native dress not only doesn't have membership in the tribe she claimed, but none whatsoever lol
1 hour ago, ousux said:

Meh, many of them (including their reps at the Bureau of Indian Affairs in DC) choose to use Indian rather than the pc version.

Either way I'm sure Joe Mixon doesn't really care.

Was joke. 
Chilling Chill Out GIF by Food52

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Nah.

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Like it or not, this is peak Cincinnati:

 

My only hope in this situation is that the woman with the gun in her face was a daughter of Bob Stoops.  Fuck that chinless dick eating piece of shit.

No apologies for lack of punctuation.

5 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

What’s up with her chin? That’s weird. Would bang tho. 

You don't fuck her chin.

9 minutes ago, Hate said:

You don't fuck her chin.

I fuck all the things. 

7 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

What’s up with her chin? That’s weird. Would bang tho. 

Car crash when she was in High School, probably still safer than hanging out with Joe Mixon.

I wish Norm Macdonald was still alive so he can make this funny. Maybe something like the Bill Cosby bit. 

"But you know who's a great man? Joe Mixon. Joe is just a great man....."

  • 1 month later...

“Bitch had it coming” I’m sure it’ll work again.

Twitter is so strange. Surely this isn't real. 

On 2/4/2023 at 12:26 AM, Fletch said:

I wish Norm Macdonald was still alive so he can make this funny. Maybe something like the Bill Cosby bit. 

"But you know who's a great man? Joe Mixon. Joe is just a great man....."

Some people think the worst thing about Joe Mixon's time at OU was the hypocrisy.  Pause.  But I disagree.

Holy fuck this might be real. 

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Deputies responded to the 7900 block of Ayers Road in Anderson Township for a report of shots fired, the sheriff says

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Details are scant, but it looks like a trust connected to Mixon plowed some of that hard-earned cash into a 1.13-acre lot close to the city’s Coldstream Country Club. Purchased for nearly $3.2 million last July, the vacant lot is surrounded by luxe mansions. Will Mixon’s next move be into his own custom country club home? Stay tuned.

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On 2/2/2023 at 6:14 PM, ztejas said:

Maybe he'll shoot himself next time.

No. Guess not. Guess "next time" means shooting someone's kid. 

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Twitter is so strange. Surely this isn't real. 

Did you see him cave that woman’s face in and suffer no consequences?

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well, if he feared for his life…

Do Nerf guns look like real guns now?

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