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how off brand. coulda just punched the kids i think. maybe they were all boys

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Did you see him cave that woman’s face in and suffer no consequences?

Do Nerf guns look like real guns now?

About as much as the girl looked like a threat.

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Did you see him cave that woman’s face in and suffer no consequences?

The first tweet was from some random source with zero credibility and wasn't corroborated. Obviously I'm not putting it past this fuckhead to do anything. 

Can't wait for the "it must be CTE" crowd to show up. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

The first tweet was from some random source with zero credibility and wasn't corroborated. Obviously I'm not putting it past this fuckhead to do anything. 

Can't wait for the "it must be CTE" crowd to show up. 

I’ll always assume the worst when it comes to Joe Mixon. He shattered a woman’s face and was not punished for it. He’s sub-human filth. He’s even a step below Baker Mayfield. 

I dunno, I think…I THINK this guy just might have a bit of an impulse/anger control issue.

Why cant Mixon show more restraint, like Ja Morant?

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Did you see him cave that woman’s face in and suffer no consequences?

Do Nerf guns look like real guns now?

Well he was holding it sideways so Mixon knew it was real.

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I’ll always assume the worst when it comes to Joe Mixon. He shattered a woman’s face and was not punished for it. He’s sub-human filth. He’s 10 steps below Baker Mayfield. 

Fify...

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

The first tweet was from some random source with zero credibility and wasn't corroborated. Obviously I'm not putting it past this fuckhead to do anything. 

Can't wait for the "it must be CTE" crowd to show up. 

 

It appears to be a legit story. Mixon should never play again.

https://www.fox19.com/2023/03/07/joe-mixon-involved-sheriffs-investigation-into-injured-juvenile/

Wow, who knew that never holding a guy accountable for being a piece of dogshit could turn out this way. Another chapter in the OU book of greatness.

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Come on now it’s March 7th 2023. We cannot use March 06, 2023 standards for not shooting kids….

Shooting at a kid who had a nerf gun? He’s gonna need one of those fake Herschel Walker badges to get away with something like that.

In Stoops’ memoir, “No Excuses”, he has a lot of excuses for why he kept Mixon on the team. 

16 minutes ago, statsman said:

In Stoops’ memoir, “No Excuses”, he has a lot of excuses for why he kept Mixon on the team. 

…b-b-b-but he punished him with a redshirt year!

1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Sister says it wasn't Joe

 

 

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Who the fuck else in that cul de sac of 5 houses or whatever would go outside with a handgun and shoot a teenager? It's either Mixon or one of his boys - pretty shitty look either way. It's not like this happened in the shit in Memphis. 

57 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who the fuck else in that cul de sac of 5 houses or whatever would go outside with a handgun and shoot a teenager? It's either Mixon or one of his boys - pretty shitty look either way. It's not like this happened in the shit in Memphis. 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2553810-cris-carter-told-nfl-rookies-to-get-fall-guy-for-potential-legal-trouble

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Sister says it wasn't Joe

 

 

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2 hours ago, statsman said:

In Stoops’ memoir, “No Excuses”, he has a lot of excuses for why he kept Mixon on the team. 

Where was "lack of running back depth" on the list?

3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Sister says it wasn't Joe

 

 

I’m sure she’s unbiased and reliable 

37 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’m sure she’s unbiased and reliable 

Plus she knows he'll break a woman's face if she says anything he doesn't like.

Sister says it wasn't Joe
 
 

Well what else you expect her to say. She knows what’s her meal ticket. Brother Joe gotta be protected.
14 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Run and shoot offense?

More like defense.

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7 hours ago, 'stache said:

Shooting at a kid who had a nerf gun? He’s gonna need one of those fake Herschel Walker badges to get away with something like that.

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Nothing to see here folks! Shelonda said it wasn't him. 

Mixon obviously skipped Cris Carter’s Fall Guy 101 Session

6 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

He'll be dead in the ground before he's 50.

We’ve got wait that long? 

5 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Kid yellin racial slurs…in 3.2.1…

He was just rapping along to the song.

6 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

He'll be dead in the ground before 2025.

FTFY

15 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

He'll be dead in the ground before he's 50.

I have thought, too, that there are a lot of parallels to Lawrence Phillips. 

17 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

He'll be dead in the ground before he's 50.

No way the neighbor nerf kid lives to see 20. 

23 hours ago, speed817 said:

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Man, those Fox News dramamentaries have really taken off!

10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

No way the neighbor nerf kid lives to see 20. 

It would really suck to have a home in a nice, quiet and safe neighborhood where your kids can be outside playing with the other neighborhood kids and then Joe Mixon moves in down the street.

8 minutes ago, royiv said:

It would really suck to have a home in a nice, quiet and safe neighborhood where your kids can be outside playing with the other neighborhood kids and then Joe Mixon moves in down the street.

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On 3/7/2023 at 3:41 PM, Pokoloco said:

Nothing to see here folks! Shelonda said it wasn't him. 

Help Shelonda, help help Shelonda!

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