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11 hours ago, Gidnik said:

No “fuck them kids” jokes yet?

Jared?

On 3/7/2023 at 9:06 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Sister says it wasn't Joe

 

 

Pretty sure it was a one armed man. It's happened before. 

Surely the kid who got shot can testify as to who shot him? 

29 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Surely the kid who got shot can testify as to who shot him? 

What, and risk getting shot again?

20 hours ago, royiv said:

It would really suck to have a home in a nice, quiet and safe neighborhood where your kids can be outside playing with the other neighborhood kids and then Joe Mixon moves in down the street.

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20 minutes ago, Deej said:

What, and risk getting shot again?

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56 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Surely the kid who got shot can testify as to who shot him? 

Maybe....maybe not$$$$$

Sister takes the rap and likely serves a little time and Joe gives her some $$$. Gotta serve the family moneytrain.

It would really suck to have a home in a nice, quiet and safe neighborhood where your kids can be outside playing with the other neighborhood kids and then Joe Mixon moves in down the street.
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On 3/8/2023 at 8:08 PM, royiv said:

It would really suck to have a home in a nice, quiet and safe neighborhood where your kids can be outside playing with the other neighborhood kids and then Joe Mixon moves in down the street.

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  • 4 months later...

Update: So apparently it was the sister’s BF (patsy) who shot the neighbor kid although Joe gave him the gun? Anyway Joe is being sued and Shalonda is being charged with tampering and obstruction.

Neighbors have left the cul de sac.

Joe is being recharged with pointing a gun at the woman in the separate road rage incident.

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  • 2 weeks later...
10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38208743/bengals-joe-mixon-found-not-guilty-aggravated-menacing
 

Had to reference.  Still guilty on surly…just need to know which one of you is his attorney, Merlyn Shiverdecker.  What a god damned name.  

Of course this was all a big misunderstanding.  Have you seen the Bengals RB depth chart?

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Of course this was all a big misunderstanding.  Have you seen the Bengals RB depth chart?

It’s RB bro.  You pay em 4-5M max and bring in the next rookie.  He’s not Barry Sanders.  Shiverdecker did work.  

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