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#451
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Her "people" were fucking traitors.  These motherfuckers should be taken out back and shot.  Enemies of the USA. 

53 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

When she says "our people", does she mean White Confederate soldiers or the other Oompa-Loompas that grew up, moved here, and got into politics?  

She should probably have a family tree handy showing that she had relatives who were Confederate soldiers.  I've done plenty of genealogy research for people who swore up and down that they had ancestors who fought for the Confederacy only to find out that they didn't, either because their ancestors didn't volunteer/didn't get drafted, or weren't even in the South in that era.  And of the ones who were in uniform, more than a few never made it to a battlefield, and instead died a glorious death of some shitty disease.

There was something like 8 million free people living in the Confederacy or the Border States, and around 4 million slaves.  Only 800,000 - 1.2 million actually served in the military, and even that number is suspect, since records weren't kept/were destroyed, or a lot of people were scamming the system and enlisting under different names for financial reasons, and after the war when some places had pensions, you had people committing fraud to get those pensions.

But yeah, when she tells you that her ancestors were racist and that she wants them honored....she's telling you who she is.

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#452
8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She should probably have a family tree handy showing that she had relatives who were Confederate soldiers.  I've done plenty of genealogy research for people who swore up and down that they had ancestors who fought for the Confederacy only to find out that they didn't, either because their ancestors didn't volunteer/didn't get drafted, or weren't even in the South in that era.  And of the ones who were in uniform, more than a few never made it to a battlefield, and instead died a glorious death of some shitty disease.

There was something like 8 million free people living in the Confederacy or the Border States, and around 4 million slaves.  Only 800,000 - 1.2 million actually served in the military, and even that number is suspect, since records weren't kept/were destroyed, or a lot of people were scamming the system and enlisting under different names for financial reasons, and after the war when some places had pensions, you had people committing fraud to get those pensions.

But yeah, when she tells you that her ancestors were racist and that she wants them honored....she's telling you who she is.

Another fun fact, she was born in the suburbs of Chicago.

#453

Please tell me it was the South Side for a number of ironic reasons.

#454
Just now, YGIFS said:

Please tell me it was the South Side for a number of ironic reasons.

Ha. No, Aurora.

#455

Aurora?  Fucking Aurora?  The suburb known best for it's daughters of the Confederacy and Wayne's World?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Is this fucking simulation even trying anymore?  And of course she's the committee chair for Mississippi Libraries?  So I'm sure we're two weeks away from a fucking book burning.  And oh yeah, she's fucking faking the accent.  This is just getting so sublime, it's almost boring.

#456
11 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Another fun fact, she was born in the suburbs of Chicago.

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Aurora?  Fucking Aurora?  The suburb known best for it's daughters of the Confederacy and Wayne's World?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Is this fucking simulation even trying anymore?  And of course she's the committee chair for Mississippi Libraries?  So I'm sure we're two weeks away from a fucking book burning.  And oh yeah, she's fucking faking the accent.  This is just getting so sublime, it's almost boring.

She's a fucking realtor.

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#457

Every time I hear one of these asshats talk, I think of "Groundhog Day"...

"Do work in real estate, Ned?"

BINGO! 

why can't there just be one that's something interesting like diving instructor or periodontist?  We're in a fucking loop and it's getting annoying. 

#458

Bed, Bath, and Beyond has to be familiar with DINKs, and, also, employed a racist. 
 

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Two Black men in Ohio said they never before encountered the humiliation they experienced when they were targeted by armed cops for purchasing “high-ticket items” during a shopping trip to Bed, Bath & Beyond last week.

On June 16, couple Lamar Richards and Austin Geer, both from South Carolina, went to the Bed, Bath & Beyond in Toledo after purchasing their first home. Richards said they were among the first customers when the store opened that morning and noticed they were the only people of color. In an interview with The Daily Beast Thursday, Richards said they didn’t notice anything suspicious at the time but realized in hindsight that they were treated differently than other shoppers. He said the manager told them they had to leave the vacuum they wanted at the counter while they continued to look around the store, but he saw other customers with vacuums in their carts.

(Bed, Bath & Beyond has been doing a number of closeout sales across the country to prepare to shutter doors after filing for bankruptcy in April.)

“After we paid our money…we heard a police officer ask the cashier who just rung us out, did we pay?” Richards said. “That’s what prompted me to begin recording.”

He said the officers did not ask the same of any white customers in line.

In a series of videos Richards and Geer filmed and posted on social media, a woman in a pink shirt—who Richards identified as the store manager—approached the couple.

“So, apparently someone called and said they thought maybe we were shoplifting or something?” Richards asked the manager, explaining that he just spent $600 at the store.

There’s video at the link. Racist bitch had no shame.

 

https://news.yahoo.com/bed-bath-beyond-calls-911-184343248.html
 

 

Also, wage theft by employers costs our citizens three times as much as shoplifting and robbery.

#460
5 cops in Mississippi fired after allegedly sexually assaulting two black men and shooting one of them in the mouth, wounding him critically:


https://www.ksat.com/news/national/2023/06/27/deputies-accused-of-abusing-black-men-are-fired-by-mississippi-sheriff-amid-federal-probe/

Yeah…read how many crimes these deputies were involved in before FINALLY being maybe held somewhat accountable.

Law enforcement is the most despicable criminal gang operating on American soil.
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#461
The woke left is trying to inject race into discussions of the Tulsa Race Massacre smdh https://t.co/oOOlDm6ps2

 

#462

Next thing he'll try to say lynchings were just citizens carrying out a form of justice and had nothing to do at all with the accused's race. 

#463
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Next thing he'll try to say lynchings were just citizens carrying out a form of justice and had nothing to do at all with the accused's race. 

and the holocaust wasn't about the jews

#464

The white citizens that day were just hangry y’all… ain’t nothing to do with race. 

#465
On 6/22/2023 at 8:43 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Her "people" were fucking traitors.  These motherfuckers should be taken out back and shot.  Enemies of the USA. 

And even if we were to agree that they weren't, that wasn't even Mississippi's flag until 10-15 years after the civil war was already over.  The one she's talking about wasn't even in place until 1894.  This was their flag during the civil war:

 

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#466
1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

And even if we were to agree that they weren't, that wasn't even Mississippi's flag until 10-15 years after the civil war was already over.  The one she's talking about wasn't even in place until 1894.  This was their flag during the civil war:

 

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#467
3 hours ago, David Dennison said:
The woke left is trying to inject race into discussions of the Tulsa Race Massacre smdh https://t.co/oOOlDm6ps2

 

I would stab that man if he was ever within stabbing distance. The fact that he was elected after everyone knew who he was is why I am actively looking to leave this shithole state, and a return to Texas hasn't been on my list for at least a decade now. 

#468

Figured this guy belongs in here…

 

Having a photo op with Kyle Rittenhouse must've been what it was like to shake hands with the mighty Hercules after the first crusades.

 

#470
9 minutes ago, elfenix said:
12 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:
Figured this guy belongs in here…
 
 

Parroty account

Lol.  I know.  Kyle.  Not my buddy Gary…

#471

The phrase “colored people” being uttered on the floor of the House in the year of our lord 2023.

Crane: My amendment has nothing to do with whether or not colored people or black people or anybody can serve. Beatty: I would like those words stricken from the record


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#472

Well, I had a friend (white dude) try and argue with me that black people are the most protected group of people in the country…followed by trans people. I responded with “trans people can’t even have fucking brunch anymore.” 
his response “ThEy WeRe JuSt InViTeD 2 ThE WhItE hOuSe 4 pRiDe”

 

He also tried getting me to watch the most recent Alex Jones documentary because it’s important and “I can’t believe nobody else can see this shit happening before our eyes. It drives me crazy.” 

Safe to say I don’t talk to this friend as much any longer. Covid and staying indoors seems to have fucked with him. I bet his fucking Instagram/Twitter algorithm right now doesn’t help either.

 

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#473
16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The phrase “colored people” being uttered on the floor of the House in the year of our lord 2023.
 

Crane: My amendment has nothing to do with whether or not colored people or black people or anybody can serve. Beatty: I would like those words stricken from the record

 


FFS

 

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#474
16 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

Well, I had a friend (white dude) try and argue with me that black people are the most protected group of people in the country…followed by trans people. I responded with “trans people can’t even have fucking brunch anymore.” 
his response “ThEy WeRe JuSt InViTeD 2 ThE WhItE hOuSe 4 pRiDe”

 

He also tried getting me to watch the most recent Alex Jones documentary because it’s important and “I can’t believe nobody else can see this shit happening before our eyes. It drives me crazy.” 

Safe to say I don’t talk to this friend as much any longer. Covid and staying indoors seems to have fucked with him. I bet his fucking Instagram/Twitter algorithm right now doesn’t help either.

 

You should ask him why those groups need protecting in the first place.

#475
20 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The phrase “colored people” being uttered on the floor of the House in the year of our lord 2023.
 

Crane: My amendment has nothing to do with whether or not colored people or black people or anybody can serve. Beatty: I would like those words stricken from the record

 


FFS

 

Wow

#476

Seems like the longer time goes on the more my saying seems to ring true.

"Not all Republicans are racist. But most racists are Republican."

 

 

I wonder what the real percentage is?  You have so many Republicans who honestly believe they are not racist, when they are racist as hell.  I have always found that ability to self-convince fascinating.  It's as if the label is the bad thing, not the repeated actions.

#477
1 hour ago, horn4life said:

Seems like the longer time goes on the more my saying seems to ring true.

"Not all Republicans are racist. But most racists are Republican."

 

 

I wonder what the real percentage is?  You have so many Republicans who honestly believe they are not racist, when they are racist as hell.  I have always found that ability to self-convince fascinating.  It's as if the label is the bad thing, not the repeated actions.

I think it has something to do with the idea that these people see other races as "naturally" below them.  As in, this is the way things are supposed to be.  So they convince themselves that they don't have a problem with the color of someone's skin, but it's god's intended order, so it's ok to look down upon them.

yeah, it's fucked up

#478

Hard to believe a SEAL that served so closely next to servicemen of color in such horrific deployments where the only thing you could count on was the Black man to your left and Latino to your right...for 5 deployments across the better part of a decade.  And then to come home and use the term "Colored People" on the floor of the People's House.  I'm sure his teammates appreciate that.  I know they have a code we could never possibly understand, but I gotta think if he wasn't a sitting Congressman, they'd whip his ass with a pillowcase full of soap bars and then buy him a beer so they could reboot their relationship.  

But seriously what an asshole. 

#479
2 hours ago, horn4life said:

Seems like the longer time goes on the more my saying seems to ring true.

"Not all Republicans are racist. But most racists are Republican."

I wonder what the real percentage is?  You have so many Republicans who honestly believe they are not racist, when they are racist as hell.  I have always found that ability to self-convince fascinating.  It's as if the label is the bad thing, not the repeated actions.

Plenty were nodding their heads when Tubberville was trying to claime that white nationalists weren't racist.

#480

I’m kind of surprised no one offered to meet him outside to discuss house etiquette 

#481
4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think it has something to do with the idea that these people see other races as "naturally" below them.  As in, this is the way things are supposed to be.  So they convince themselves that they don't have a problem with the color of someone's skin, but it's god's intended order, so it's ok to look down upon them.

yeah, it's fucked up

At the end of the day, and the media has picked up on this, given the history of that phrase, there is no reason why he should have ever uttered the phrase “colored people” - it’s just not a natural phrase.  Even him trying to backtrack with “people of color” - that’s still not a phrase he was going to use.

And I laughed when he talked about how powerful Russia’s military was - they aren’t even the best military in Ukraine. 

#482
6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Hard to believe a SEAL that served so closely next to servicemen of color in such horrific deployments where the only thing you could count on was the Black man to your left and Latino to your right...for 5 deployments across the better part of a decade.  And then to come home and use the term "Colored People" on the floor of the People's House.  I'm sure his teammates appreciate that.  I know they have a code we could never possibly understand, but I gotta think if he wasn't a sitting Congressman, they'd whip his ass with a pillowcase full of soap bars and then buy him a beer so they could reboot their relationship.  

But seriously what an asshole. 

I’m sure the NAACP is not amused 

#483

Was it that big of a slur?  No.  But even the most racist, backwards-ass fuckwads in Congress know better than to bring that shit onto the floor and speak it directly into the record.  And he did it from printed notes, it wasn't some ad lib that just slipped out of his mouth in the heat of the moment after a 3-martini lobbyist lunch.  

Dude could obviously kick anyone's ass in that building, but I'd like to picture him like the bully Alpha Beta in Revenge of the Nerds and then the national tri-lambs barricade them in.  I could see Eli Lane going on another rant and then the 30 or so black male Democrats in Congress line up in front of him, led by All-pro LB Colin Allred ready to whip his ass.  And Lane looking over at fellow Republican John James (Black, former Army Ranger) and James looking back at him, "Dude, you have black colleagues...not black friends.  You on your own man." and walks away.  

#484

Uphauling but par for the course with Charlie Kirk

Charlie Kirk said Joy Reid, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Shiela Jackson Lee, and Michelle Obama used affirmative action because they “do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously” so they had to “steal a white person’s slot.”
#485
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Uphauling but par for the course with Charlie Kirk
 

Charlie Kirk said Joy Reid, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Shiela Jackson Lee, and Michelle Obama used affirmative action because they “do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously” so they had to “steal a white person’s slot.”

I mean holy fuck, they are just straight up white nationalists.  Just scream it out loud.  How is this not hate speech?

#486
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean holy fuck, they are just straight up white nationalists.  Just scream it out loud.  How is this not hate speech?

The dude doesn't even have an associate degree from the juco he attended.

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#487
10 hours ago, C-Man said:

Uphauling but par for the course with Charlie Kirk
 

Charlie Kirk said Joy Reid, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Shiela Jackson Lee, and Michelle Obama used affirmative action because they “do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously” so they had to “steal a white person’s slot.”

Michelle Obama went to a magnet school for gifted children, has degrees from two Ivy league schools, graduated cum lade from Princeton. Ketanji Brown Jackson graduated magna cum lade at Harvard and is probably the most qualified justice to make it to the Supreme Court. All of those women he listed are highly accomplished academically. 

Kirk is a junior college dropout, and he has the nerve to question the academic standing of these women. That's what these mouth breathers don't understand, even if these women met the criteria for AA they STILL have to qualify to attend the school. They act like Cardi B is getting accepted into these institutions. Mouth breathers like Kirk are so damn racist that the notion that those women just might be qualified to get into those schools is just impossible. Those women are exceptional, he is mediocre with a lot of audacity. 

#488
1 hour ago, FOXHOUND said:

. Those women are exceptional, he is mediocre with a lot of audacity. 

We have different definitions of mediocre.  

#489
12 hours ago, C-Man said:

Uphauling but par for the course with Charlie Kirk

 

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean holy fuck, they are just straight up white nationalists.  Just scream it out loud.  How is this not hate speech?

Any moment, he'll start talking about "colored people".  It's already been used in the House this week and people like him are trying to figure out how much blowback Eli Crane truly got.

#491
31 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

He has an honorary doctorate. Guess from where?

Frank Stallone University?  

I'm guessing Liberty or Bob Jones U.?  

#492
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Frank Stallone University?  

I'm guessing Liberty or Bob Jones U.?  

Gotta be Liberty, what with the "Falkirk" bullshit and all. 

#494
So, apparently this woman is a real estate agent in Texas. She’s got some pretty horrific things to say about women of color and hates our democracy. 🤨“Welfare queen..”“Fat ass…Black supremacist bitch”“America might need to go down in flames..”Outrageous.

 

#495
2 hours ago, Pancho said:
So, apparently this woman is a real estate agent in Texas. She’s got some pretty horrific things to say about women of color and hates our democracy. 🤨“Welfare queen..”“Fat ass…Black supremacist bitch”“America might need to go down in flames..”Outrageous.

 

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12 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

It has less to do with that and more to do with the breakdown of the nuclear family. It all traces back to fathers staying home and raising their children. Single income families will never escape poverty and the cycle just continues on and on. 

A strong contender for most racist post of the year

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#499
13 minutes ago, safe sex said:

  

A strong contender for most racist post of the year

fAmIlY vAluEs!

How do you square the single-income family notion with the notion that women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?

Or, you know, maybe it was 150 years of getting kicked in the teeth by whitey.  But we can't talk about that because it might hurt our widdle kiddies feewings.

#500
45 minutes ago, safe sex said:

  

A strong contender for most racist post of the year

No. I can assure you it’s a very white problem as well. 

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