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  • SydneyCarton
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    Dont be a disingenuous asshole. Maggie could fucking get it.        She looked nothing like the Killsbury Doughboy. 

  • Lol, no. He'll profit off of a book deal co-authored by Jesse Watters, and with an intro by Joel Osteen, because 40% of this country is irredeemably fucking stupid.

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54 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

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Next up, hand to hand combat training 

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Must be some weekend “seal team 6” training program for $1999. Pretend to be a SEAL for 36 hours. Kyle is probably earning 10K for a few posts.

It's fucking crazy that he has both sharp creases in his clothes after "training all day" as well as fruit snack wrappers on the ground.  Even people on forums that would normally be friendly to him are mocking him.   I guess cosplaying is all he has left if the military won't take him.  I'm half expecting him to join the Texas State Guard and be sworn in by Abbott.

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I don't always sit in the dark with a canopy set up and a cooler next to me but when I do, I cosplay and hold a weapon too!

I thought that post was going to be about lesbians in the military.  Holy fuck, that's one Low T dude.

 

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31 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I don't always sit in the dark with a canopy set up and a cooler next to me but when I do, I cosplay and hold a weapon too!

Don't forget the night vision gear on his helmet.

Kyle is so stealthy he managed to not even get any dust on his boots.

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The funniest thing to me are the fruit snacks wrappers.  Not just that Seargent Dork eats fruit snacks after militia training, but that he just discards them on the ground like an undisciplined slob.  But I’m sure he’s convinced he’s an elite warrior in their made-up army.  I don’t know how he didn’t get into A&M, he’s the perfect personification of all that is Aggy.

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This is the same as when politicians bust out the brand new carthartts and wranglers for campaign commercials.

10 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Not just that Seargent Dork eats fruit snacks after militia training, but that he just discards them on the ground like an undisciplined slob.  

BINGO.  The ideological overlap is nearly perfect.....what OTHER military force doesn't police their shit worth a damn?  Yep, the army of the country these fucksticks support:

 

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This is the same as when politicians bust out the brand new carthartts and wranglers for campaign commercials.

You're not shit talking our closest queen Lt. Governor, are you?

Welch's fruit snacks are shit, too

2 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Welch's fruit snacks are shit, too

And that cooler isn't even a YETI

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Welch’s are made with real fruit. Mommy wants her little soldier boy to grow up big and strong.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

I thought that post was going to be about lesbians in the military.  Holy fuck, that's one Low T dude.

 

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11 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Looks like he's sharpening his first aid skills in case there's another mob scene somewhere. Brave and caring lad that he is.

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Wonder if johnnysack is still manning the glory hole for this little bitch. 

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

This is the same as when politicians bust out the brand new carthartts and wranglers for campaign commercials.

I laugh when they put on their disaster uniforms like they're really getting out there and helping the cleanup or something.

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1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Welch's fruit snacks are shit, too

The beat the shit out of the Motts ones. Better than gummy bears, dots, jujy fruits, gushers, fruit by the foot, etc. Name a better gummy that isn't sour.

Btw, I recently had gushers for the first time since childhood, and I was appalled at how bad they are. 

Mott's is absolutely superior to Welch's, as is Annie's. 

Fuck all that.  Take a goddammed apple to your LARP meetup. Tastes better, is better for you, occupies roughly the same physical space and no leftover trash that will outlive you.

That said, Mott’s for the win.

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Fruit snack talk not going away.

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You can have my Welch's fruit snacks when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

I don't know what brand it is, but we only have fruit snacks with Bluey on the box. They alright, I only eat them when I've had a medical edible or two.

13 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You can have my Welch's fruit snacks when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Wonder if johnnysack is still manning the glory hole for this little bitch. 

 Chump’s gonna chump.

52 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

 Chump’s gonna chump pump.

 

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

He looks like Maggie from Northern Exposure.

Dont be a disingenuous asshole. Maggie could fucking get it. 

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She looked nothing like the Killsbury Doughboy. 

He looks like the rooftop mascot of the Bob's Big Boys from last century.  Only switch out the burger for an assault rifle and have him crying for some odd reason.   

On 1/11/2024 at 8:02 AM, kevwun said:

This is the same as when politicians bust out the brand new carthartts and wranglers for campaign commercials.

No shit, carhart is now part of “the uniform”, as well as a lot of folks just copying TV.   Weird.   Missed that investment opportunity.

In that picture with Tucker, is Rudy Guliani trying to take a selfie with them?

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

In that picture with Tucker, is Rudy Guliani trying to take a selfie with them?

Yeah, everything about that photo is just weird.  The buttons on Kyle's shirt look about as realistic as his tearful testimony.  Tucker's belt is not for grown men.  And whoever that dude is should really have those head moles checked out for cancer.  

 

On 1/11/2024 at 10:47 AM, Dutchrudder said:

The beat the shit out of the Motts ones. Better than gummy bears, dots, jujy fruits, gushers, fruit by the foot, etc. Name a better gummy that isn't sour.

Btw, I recently had gushers for the first time since childhood, and I was appalled at how bad they are. 

Real ass German gummy bears are badasss.

Hard, but chewy if you keep at it. You can work on one for a good 15 minutes.

Only those up to the task can finish a whole bag.

Don’t ever eat them with a French pastry or Belgium waffle, though.

Youre asking for trouble.

 

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Real ass German gummy bears are badasss.

Hard, but chewy if you keep at it. You can work on one for a good 15 minutes.

Only those up to the task can finish a whole bag.

Don’t ever eat them with a French pastry or Belgium waffle, though.

Youre asking for trouble.

 

there's a German shit porn joke in here somewhere.  

Goddamn son, they're practically giving away ozempic nowadays.

I'm crying at the image of how fucking drunk or high you'd have to be to say, "Yes, I'll take a bag of your hardest, meanest German gummy bears and a short stack of Belgian Waffles to go please."  

Of course there's gonna be internal conflict, read a fucking history book dammit! 

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43 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

In that picture with Tucker, is Rudy Guliani trying to take a selfie with them?

Nah, it's the poster (Feckless Fuckface) of the TikTok reel (there's a voiceover that goes with it).

17 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Of course there's gonna be an invasion, read a fucking history book dammit! 

 

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