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  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Dont be a disingenuous asshole. Maggie could fucking get it.        She looked nothing like the Killsbury Doughboy. 

  • Lol, no. He'll profit off of a book deal co-authored by Jesse Watters, and with an intro by Joel Osteen, because 40% of this country is irredeemably fucking stupid.

  • henrygandorf
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#603
14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


He’ll off himself within 3 years.

Before, after, or because he got caught by Chris Hanson? 

#604
2 hours ago, Burt said:

Its a Facebook thing.  Gun nuts say Facebook censors anything with the word "gun" in it.

But they wouldn’t do the same for pew pew or other words used to replace gun?

#605

Heard he and George Zimmerman are taking jobs as FBI shooting instructors.

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#606
17 hours ago, Matuka said:

Surprisingly, Kyle’s gig working for some Texas gun lobby didn’t last and now he works at a gun shop in Florida.  
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wasn't he going to enroll at a&m ?

#609
25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

wasn't he going to enroll at a&m ?

He didn't even make it into Blinn.

EDIT:  man, you gotta be fast around here

Edited by jimmyjazz

#614

I read a report that the Trump administration is considering use of executive power to get Kyle laid in the next 60 days.

#616
20 hours ago, Matuka said:

“Blinn College has an acceptance rate of 100 percent and an undergraduate population of about 9,000 students.”

 

Well, now the acceptance rate is 99.99 percent.

#617
13 minutes ago, F250 said:

Well, now the acceptance rate is 99.99 percent.

Well la de da, look at you with all your expensive schoolin'

#618
22 minutes ago, F250 said:

Well, now the acceptance rate is 99.99 percent.

Nine-nines of reliable stupidity

#620

Surly mathematicians, would you describe Kyle's path from fat nobody to celeb du jour back to bearded fat slob selling pew pews as regression towards the mean?

#622
On 2/9/2025 at 9:58 PM, Matuka said:

Surprisingly, Kyle’s gig working for some Texas gun lobby didn’t last and now he works at a gun shop in Florida.  
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Something about that post makes it sound like the owner of GCG is an Ashley Schaeffer type of character.

"Kyle will even ring you up"

 

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#623
3 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Surly mathematicians, would you describe Kyle's path from fat nobody to celeb du jour back to bearded fat slob selling pew pews as regression towards the mean?

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“Now Kyle, I told you two coats of wax.  Don’t try to con me!”

#624
On 2/11/2025 at 5:32 PM, F250 said:

 

Something about that post makes it sound like the owner of GCG is an Ashley Schaeffer type of character.

"Kyle will even ring you up"

 

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Soon, come spring, the alluring Cherry Blossom, in full bloom!

 

 

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#625
On 2/11/2025 at 12:05 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Am I the only one who suspects that Jeff Saturday could be Kyle Rittenhouse's father? 

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Am I the only one who doesn't remember him playing with the Packers???

#626
19 minutes ago, Burt said:

Am I the only one who doesn't remember him playing with the Packers???

lol, right? I can only see him in blue and white in my head

#627
34 minutes ago, Burt said:

Am I the only one who doesn't remember him playing with the Packers???

I didn't either, but when doing a Google image search, I saw that and chose it for obvious purposes. 

#628
15 hours ago, Burt said:

Am I the only one who doesn't remember him playing with the Packers???

I only recall due to a quick story from his last pro bowl. He was with packers and Peyton with Denver. Peyton didn’t play in their last season in Indy. At the pro bowl, they were obviously on different teams. AFC vs NFC but for one snap, Saturday switched to be center on the AFC team.

it was one of those stories that if you missed the pro bowl, like 90% of fans, here was the only remotely interesting takeaway.

#629
On 2/11/2025 at 5:19 AM, South Austin said:

I read a report that the Trump administration is considering use of executive power to get Kyle laid in the next 60 days.


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#632

i've heard more than one person say we peaked in the 90's and I'm realizing that's probably fucking true and I squandered the best year to be a 'murican during the best years of my life (12-21). anyway, america is a fucking joke in its current form

#634

Bad business. The better income stream is 50 bucks and you can punch him in the face.  That leads to repeat business.

#635

Was thinking same thing. 
 

Don't know what happened, Officer. One minute he was showing me proper gun handling protocol and then next thing you know gun goes off hitting him between the eyes. Will I get a refund? I paid $50 bucks and my time isn’t up. 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Bad business. The better income stream is 50 bucks and you can punch him in the face.  That leads to repeat business.

I’d pay a $100 to keep shooting him, doubt I’d be alone. 

#636
On 2/16/2025 at 6:27 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

it was one of those stories that if you missed the pro bowl, like 90% of fans, here was the only remotely interesting takeaway.

I bet our resident gambling addict, ana, wagers on the Pro Bowl and NFL preseason games.

#637
14 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Bad business. The better income stream is 50 bucks and you can punch him in the face.  That leads to repeat business.

Pretty sure he can charge way more than $50 for that.

#638

My money was on him becoming the Sec’y of ‘Rasslin and Shootin’. But Trump gave the job to Linda McMahon.

#639
7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Was thinking same thing. 
 

Don't know what happened, Officer. One minute he was showing me proper gun handling protocol and then next thing you know gun goes off hitting him between the eyes. Will I get a refund? I paid $50 bucks and my time isn’t up. 

I’d pay a $100 to keep shooting him, doubt I’d be alone. 

Bring a Sig Sauer P320 and "drop it".   There's a better than zero chance that it will go off on it's own.  

  • 7 months later...
#645
15 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

To her or the gun?

Yes

#647
22 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

To her or the gun?

This is my rifle, this is my gun.

This one's for shooting, this one's for fun.

#648

I'm sure they're NEVER going to argue over finances. 

When they fight, I bet she mocks him crying on the stand. 

#649
3 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I'm sure they're NEVER going to argue over finances. 

When they fight, I bet she mocks him crying on the stand. 

If she ain’t stupid (slim chance) she’ll take out a multimillion life insurance. She can easily sell he “accidentally” shot himself while cleaning his guns. 
 

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