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  • SydneyCarton
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    Dont be a disingenuous asshole. Maggie could fucking get it.        She looked nothing like the Killsbury Doughboy. 

  • Lol, no. He'll profit off of a book deal co-authored by Jesse Watters, and with an intro by Joel Osteen, because 40% of this country is irredeemably fucking stupid.

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m just assuming right wing media isn’t covering this at all. 

Check out the DT Palestine Protests thread to see what right wing media is covering at the moment 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Check out the DT Palestine Protests thread to see what right wing media is covering at the moment 

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On 5/5/2024 at 1:11 PM, Captainant said:

Check out the DT Palestine Protests thread to see what right wing media is covering at the moment 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Yeah, at least OJ was an accomplished athlete, broadcaster and actor before his first murder.  

Kyle hadn't even graduated HS.  Kids today.

 

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I’d be posting that he is ever the liar, as he was afforded a justification defense, not an acquittal, but he, and every last apologist ready to stan for him, are just too fucking dim to understand the difference.

A signed copy of his book normally costs $59.99. Imagine paying ~60 bucks for a 241 page book (~10 bucks for the Kindle edition) signed by a high school dropout that was co-authored by two other people (including Michael Quinn Sullivan) because owning this book must in some small way prove one's worthiness as a patriot. He's got a bright political future ahead of him in the GOP. But he's going to need help when it comes to drafting anything beyond a note to teacher excusing him from PE.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

A signed copy of his book normally costs $59.99. Imagine paying ~60 bucks for a 241 page book (~10 bucks for the Kindle edition) signed by a high school dropout that was co-authored by two other people (including Michael Quinn Sullivan) because owning this book must in some small way prove one's worthiness as a patriot. He's got a bright political future ahead of him in the GOP. But he's going to need help when it comes to drafting anything beyond a note to teacher excusing him from PE.

I don’t see him having a bright future. He’s not even at the intelligence level of boebert or MTG. He will soon fade from memory of the far right. There’s no doubt in my mind that he will only make the news in being arrested for shoplifting or some other low level crime. 

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It's genuinely troubling to me how often I have begun thinking in such a way.

40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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It's genuinely troubling to me how often I have begun thinking in such a way.

That sucks, do us all a favor and do Trump at least.  

On 5/24/2024 at 9:22 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

He will soon fade from memory of the far right.

Maybe he will kill some more people to get back in the good graces of MAGAts everywhere.

On 5/24/2024 at 9:22 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see him having a bright future. He’s not even at the intelligence level of boebert or MTG. He will soon fade from memory of the far right. There’s no doubt in my mind that he will only make the news in being arrested for shoplifting or some other low level crime. 

Truth be told, I don't either. He's 21 years old now and running low on options. Not so much because he couldn't perhaps find something but moreso because he comes with a not insignificant amount of baggage.

On 5/25/2024 at 7:53 AM, Snake Diggity said:

Rottenhouse = white teenage George Zimmerman

Yep, and white BLM protesters are honorary black people so they deserve to be treated like black people. Possibly even worse because on some level there may be those who see them as traitors to their race. 

21 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Maybe he will kill some more (non-white) people to get back in the good graces of MAGAts everywhere.

 

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On 5/24/2024 at 11:04 PM, RomaVicta said:

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It's genuinely troubling to me how often I have begun thinking in such a way.


he’s idolized on Texags, jizz jar level 

Check out this shit-stain

12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Check out this shit-stain

Every accusation is a confession.

48 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Check out this shit-stain
 

"And still won't fuck me."

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Check out this shit-stain
 

That just goes to show what the sane among us have always known:  he's an immature adolescent that has nothing to offer the larger world.  A lot like a lot of their other idols.

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I don’t see how the Biden campaign recovers from this one.

i am trying to square how Rittenhouse is a free man with gun related activities, while H. Biden is facing a prison term for his gun related activities.

48 minutes ago, yoladu said:

i am trying to square how Rittenhouse is a free man with gun related activities, while H. Biden is facing a prison term for his gun related activities.

Rittenhouse killed a couple of progressives. (See Daniel Perry). Biden is perceived as a progressive. Progressives are a nuisance.

That had to have been a legendary interview. 

"Kyle, I'd like to ask about your qualifications.  Where did you attend college?"

-I didn't.

"Well where did you graduate high school?"

-I didn't

"When did you join our sister organization, the NRA?"

-I didn't 

"Where did you receive training in outreach, fundraising, constituent relations, and so forth?"

-I didn't

"When did you realize you look exactly like the Bob's Big Boy mascot?"
-I didn't

"and what would you say is your biggest weakness is?"

-I shoot too much.  I mean, I care too much."

"Yes, and what would you say is your biggest strength is?"
-I once had a first aid-kit, I can shoot to kill, cry on cue, seem like the victim of molestation and look like a pedophile at the exact same time, and get kicked out of brewpubs and college speaking engagements on the reg."  

"when can you start?"  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

That had to have been a legendary interview. 

"Kyle, I'd like to ask about your qualifications.  Where did you attend college?"

-I didn't.

"Well where did you graduate high school?"

-I didn't

"When did you join our sister organization, the NRA?"

-I didn't 

"Where did you receive training in outreach, fundraising, constituent relations, and so forth?"

-I didn't

"When did you realize you look exactly like the Bob's Big Boy mascot?"
-I didn't

"and what would you say is your biggest weakness is?"

-I shoot too much.  I mean, I care too much."

"Yes, and what would you say is your biggest strength is?"
-I once had a first aid-kit, I can shoot to kill, cry on cue, seem like the victim of molestation and look like a pedophile at the exact same time, and get kicked out of brewpubs and college speaking engagements on the reg."  

"when can you start?"  

That's a lotta words to say that Kyle is actually one of the most qualified individuals in MAGAland.

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9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That's a lotta words to say that Kyle is actually one of the most qualified individuals in MAGAland.


Rejected by Blinn JC

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

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"following a high profile legal battle" He's a fucking murderer.

Hangin’ out with Proud Boys, flashin’ the white power sign, underage drinking, while on trial. Yeah, sure, hire that guy.

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6 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

My god. That movie freaked me the fuck out as a kid and now I know it’s real. Not sleeping tonight 

Greg Abbott reboot with Kyle and it's Chick-fil-A

In news that will surprise no one, Kyle Rittenhouse is a huge bag of shit 
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I’m finding it really hard to find any fucks to give on this one.
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

In news that will surprise no one, Kyle Rittenhouse is a huge bag of shit 

https://mol.im/a/13556823

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I’m finding it really hard to find any fucks to give on this one.

I’d say Kyle gives no fucks either.  Part of family values, yo!


I’m finding it really hard to find any fucks to give on this one.

Yep. “Oh noes, Kyle won’t cut us in on the grift he’s getting for being a loathsome piece of shit!”
Fuck you, cunt, fuck your mom. Go live - and die - on the streets. Like grifting leeches deserve.

If it's any consolation to his cunt mom, Kyle will likely be joining them on skid row soon. Or he'll be secretary of defense in the Trump admin. Too close to call at this point, really. 

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30 minutes ago, Blotto said:

If it's any consolation to his cunt mom, Kyle will likely be joining them on skid row soon. Or he'll be secretary of defense in the Trump admin. To close to call at this point, really. 

You misspelled Vice President 

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fucking inbred Illinois sweat heifers.  

17 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

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fucking inbred Illinois sweat heifers.  

This is where I always get shit mixed up. Is that the same genus as Alabama Ditch Pigs? Order, phylum?

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep. “Oh noes, Kyle won’t cut us in on the grift he’s getting for being a loathsome piece of shit!”
Fuck you, cunt, fuck your mom. Go live - and die - on the streets. Like grifting leeches deserve.

No kidding.  I didn’t hear any complaints from the peanut gallery before he cut them off.  Wonder what they did to piss him off so much, guess they should be thankful he didn’t go self-defending again.

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