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Imagine that an ignorant, uneducated, fat little turd like Rittenhouse is important enough to one's campaign to cause one to send his team to convince him to publicly change his vote to you.
It's like the Bizarro World version of college recruiting.
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    Dont be a disingenuous asshole. Maggie could fucking get it.        She looked nothing like the Killsbury Doughboy. 

  • Lol, no. He'll profit off of a book deal co-authored by Jesse Watters, and with an intro by Joel Osteen, because 40% of this country is irredeemably fucking stupid.

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23 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Imagine that an ignorant, uneducated, fat little turd like Rittenhouse is important enough to one's campaign to cause one to send his team to convince him to publicly change his vote to you.

15 minutes ago, tchookem said:

It's like the Bizarro World version of college recruiting.

Next he’s going to try and recruit the crypto bros by giving a poorly informed speech at one of their events.

Oh…

Damn. Catturd looks like me if I was trying to play Jabba with no costume.

I think he’s channeling Captain Stubing.

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On 8/2/2024 at 1:18 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

The productive conversations:

 

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I don't get why you folks on here like to call him and his side "Weird."  

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I don't get why you folks on here like to call him and his side "Weird."  

I don’t get it either.

Semi-NSFW example of just really patriotic Americans 

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I’m quite curious to see how many children named “Trump” (first or middle) start popping up in elementary schools in the next few years.  Heck, the initial wave of them should be about 1st or 2nd grade by now.  Nothing weird about that.  
 

My father wanted to name me for his favorite President, Van Buren.  But as a Swabian, was worried I’d be bullied as a weak Dutchboy instead.  He went ahead with it anyway knowing I’d have to get mean or die, like in ‘A Boy Named Sue.’  Today our gang survives as soldiers of fortune in the New Holland underground.  

Win or lose, Kyle.  Whatever Trump’s team promised you in his next administration, or partaking of the grift should he lose again.  It will never come to pass. I wish you could see it young man, but you’re blinded by the limelight.  You are condemned to walk this nation alone. You will get nothing.  In my experience, you will get nothing and his team will begin to act cruelly to you. Why, you may wonder?  To suppress their guilt.  

7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I’m quite curious to see how many children named “Trump” (first or middle) start popping up in elementary schools in the next few years.  Heck, the initial wave of them should be about 1st or 2nd grade by now.  Nothing weird about that

I’d like to see the frequency of that name per 1000 births plotted against distance from the nearest population center over a population of 250k. 

I'd rather be a boy named Sue.

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

I'd rather be a boy named Sue.

Hell, I'd rather be a girl named Sue, and I'm quite fond of my XY-ness.

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’d like to see the frequency of that name per 1000 births plotted against distance from the nearest population center over a population of 250k. 

And plotted against percentage of population per census tract with a four year or advanced college degree. 

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On 8/2/2024 at 5:51 PM, jimmyjazz said:

His mom should have learned him better.

His mom should have given up the buttsex

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52 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

His mom should have given up the buttsex


his mom should have aborted him after birth 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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Are those water pistols?

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Just now, Brandywine said:

Are those water pistols?


looks like a threat

2 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Are those water pistols?

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Key Lime Autos.   Just as delicious in a pie as they are at the range.

How did this not make the thread yet?

 

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6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Granted, it isn't a headliner I have ever heard of.

Evergreen Terrace?  I thought that was a housing project in Detroit.

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I for one can’t wait to see how much further Kyle falls. I don’t want to personally see it but I mean see it on this thread.

signing autograph and posing for pics at a slip knot cover band festival seems low.  Is that low?

Wow so that music festival is ran by shitheads. Or at least their advertising team is full of shitheads. One of their digital ads (in spoiler) kind of says it all

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Next time it will be a cover band of a Slipknot cover band.

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

Next time it will be a cover band of a Slipknot cover band.

Not the original Beetle-Mania, but an incredible simulation

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War of Ideology?  LOL.  At best it's a slap fight, or strongly worded letter.

12 hours ago, Goredho said:

Evergreen Terrace?  I thought that was a housing project in Detroit.

Isn't that the street the Simpsons live on?

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

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War of Ideology?  LOL.  At best it's a slap fight, or strongly worded letter.

The Antihero Podcast is the HOA of the podcast world.

On 8/3/2024 at 5:53 PM, YGIFS said:

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I don't get why you folks on here like to call him and his side "Weird."  

I like when I find a YGIFS post that I hadn't read yet. Even if it was only 16 words long.

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Isn't that the street the Simpsons live on?

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3 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Isn't that the street the Simpsons live on?

Yes, in Springfield, in the great state of

29 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Yes, in Springfield, in the great state of

Mine.

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Surprisingly, Kyle’s gig working for some Texas gun lobby didn’t last and now he works at a gun shop in Florida.  
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Surprisingly, Kyle’s gig working for some Texas gun lobby didn’t last and now he works at a gun shop in Florida.  
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He’ll off himself within 3 years.

I had forgotten about Kyle. Surprised that he isnt working as one of DOGE’s wunderkinds.

9 hours ago, Matuka said:

Surprisingly, Kyle’s gig working for some Texas gun lobby didn’t last and now he works at a gun shop in Florida.  
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Your 2A needs and a big constitution on the wall? Saul Goodman opens a gun shop. I don't know that he is sleezy enough have a murdered as a front man, though.

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I had forgotten about Kyle. Surprised that he isnt working as one of DOGE’s wunderkinds.

He's such a dumbass he can't even manage to grift morons.

pew pew? is that real?

good to know they take gun ownership seriously.

9 minutes ago, yoladu said:

pew pew? is that real?

good to know they take gun ownership seriously.

Its a Facebook thing.  Gun nuts say Facebook censors anything with the word "gun" in it.

10 minutes ago, Burt said:

Its a Facebook thing.  Gun nuts say Facebook censors anything with the word "gun" in it.

That is why if I’m going to drill or plug or pump metal or give lead poisoning to an egg, I check my gat before.

You know - my rod, my Roscoe, my heater, my piece, my Mohaska.   

MAGA’s Johnny Football.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

He's such a dumbass he can't even manage to grift morons.

I realize that he struggles to tie his shoelaces.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Your 2A needs and a big constitution on the wall? Saul Goodman opens a gun shop. I don't know that he is sleezy enough have a murdered as a front man, though.

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Better Draw Saul.

1 hour ago, Burt said:

Its a Facebook thing.  Gun nuts say Facebook censors anything with the word "gun" in it.

Another reason to not post on Facebook.


He’ll off himself within 3 years.

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