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  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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On paper, look pretty strong.  Pitching improved, new coaching regime.  SHOW ME MORE THAN 90 LOSSES!

O/U on the number of games played this year with the roof open? Last year I think we were at 16

I bet they play all the games with open roof unless it’s closed.

Also, over 16

How do you guys feel LF will shake out?  Seems like a platoon of Miller/Bubba maybe?  

And is LeClerc going to be the closer?  Going to be some nail-biting 9th innings.

The Rangers seem like they’re only one player away from making the playoffs.  Why they weren’t more proactive about upgrading their OF is beyond me.  They spent all that money on middle IF last season then dumped a fortune into their rotation, and they didn’t have enough to patch LF with Mitch Haniger or Joey Gallo or Michael Conforto?

 

That said I think Young has made several good moves this offseason and this will be a very competitive team.  Heaney, Duffy, and Eovaldi are 3 of the potential best value pitching signings of the offseason.

In our long line of real shitty trades, this one continues to impress. 

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Avery Weems, minor league lefthanded pitcher in the Texas Rangers system, has undergone Tommy John surgery, Weems announced on Instagram. He will miss the 2023 season.

Weems, 25, was a 6th round pick out of the University of Arizona in 2019 by the Chicago White Sox. He was acquired by the Rangers, along with Dane Dunning, in the trade that sent Lance Lynn to Chicago after the 2020 season. 

Weems spent the 2022 season with the Frisco Roughriders, where he had a 5.14 ERA in 91 innings spanning 17 starts and nine relief appearances, with 107 Ks against 32 walks. Weems was Rule 5 eligible this past offseason, but was not selected in the Rule 5 Draft. 

Well they’re getting rid of my personal favorite jerseys. Keeping the hats though.

The fact that MLB ever allowed those god awful sleeveless with underarmour undershirt uni's that Padilla used to love is proof they shouldn't be allowed to make the rules governing jerseys

I feel like the diamondbacks did something like 20 uniform combinations in a year and MLB nixed it.

Those are the exact uniforms I prefer.

On 2/20/2023 at 10:08 AM, MAUFRAIS said:

Those are the exact uniforms I prefer.

I haven't bought a Rangers shirt in years because of the shitass color schemes. I need one.

I feel like the diamondbacks did something like 20 uniform combinations in a year and MLB nixed it.

Which is smart by the mlb since it gives fans only 4 choices instead of selling more.

It seems like very little filter between Major League Baseball and the whims of the angry facebook boomers in charge of running it

Rangers on Bally today, looking like preseason champs.

 

I'm a season ticket holder and I regularly bitch to my rep about how our offerings are low quality. Everyone loves what they sell until you venture out into other ballparks and realize that our food is dogshit. Pluckers and Golden Chick can't save the gilf.

Nobody should be shocked at this.

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BA has us mocked to take chase dollander.  my danks volquez diamond PTSD is starting to fire up.

Sborz sporting a 17+ era this spring.  Time for his tenure to come to an end.

On 3/19/2023 at 7:47 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sborz sporting a 17+ era this spring.  Time for his tenure to come to an end.

Sounds like he's in mid-season form.

Not even Eric Nadel wants to deal with this shit anymore, taking time away for mental illness. (Kidding aside, nadel is an absolute gem and hope he gets on level and in the booth again)

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On 3/24/2023 at 8:12 PM, Post Oak said:

85 wins

 

2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

87 and get the last wild card spot.

 

13 minutes ago, kegman said:

89 - I like prime numbers 

Guess I'll go 91.

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

 

Guess I'll go 91.

I'll go 83. That's with DeGrom pitching about half the season.

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