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  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

  • Jive Turkey
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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

  • CowtownHorn
    CowtownHorn

    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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#4052

Fuck these cheating fucking douchebags. The most aggy-like professional sports fan base around. And fuck that shit ass city too. That’s all. ***********

 

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#4056

This is my district manager (in red). Not my boss - my boss's boss.

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and he just doubled down.

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#4061
1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

It shouldn’t surprise me anymore, but the amount of little dick energy in that fan base astounds me. 

Perfect description of aggy.

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#4062
1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

Perfect description of aggy.

No no - we're baseball aggy. Apparently. Despite Houston drawing aggy to it like a cockroach hotel. 

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#4066
No no - we're baseball aggy. Apparently. Despite Houston drawing aggy to it like a cockroach hotel. 

Astros are what the ags aspire to. Flaunt the rules… Win championships. Ags got half that right.
#4070
19 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

So which position player should we have throw the last three innings?

marcus.

#4073

Championships

NFL - Dallas 5 Houston 0

NHL - Dallas 1 Houston LOL

NBA - Dallas 1 (vs LeBron) Houston 2**  (both years MJ was out of the league)

MLB - Texas 0 Houston 1* (one legit)

Houston’s sports accomplishments are very aggy in nature.

#4077

Yep, really should have won that damn game Monday, but considering the schedule we've played since the break and that Houston had 6 against the f'n Rockies and A's, holding serve with a 2 game lead is a W.

#4079
Championships
NFL - Dallas 5 Houston 0
NHL - Dallas 1 Houston LOL
NBA - Dallas 1 (vs LeBron) Houston 2**  (both years MJ was out of the league)
MLB - Texas 0 Houston 1* (one legit)
Houston’s sports accomplishments are very aggy in nature.

Hasn’t been a year yet, maybe wait a bit before calling it legit .
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#4081

Grab another starter and let's go win a fucking WS you losers.

Why not. 

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#4082

If we can get everyone healthy going into the postseason and potentially add a solid starting arm before the deadline I think Atlanta is the only team that is objectively better than we are.

This is a weird year where a weird team could win. Our bats are phenomenal. Our pen is questionable and our starters have lapses but basically every team has issues. 

I don't think it's crazy to believe that we could at least make a run if not steal one this season if shit falls right. 

And I'm not commenting this based off of one win against the Stros - this has been my read for weeks now. 

#4083
On 7/25/2023 at 8:44 PM, DougO said:

Rangers fixin' to bring out the boomsticks. I can feel it.

I was just slightly early.

#4084

We could use a front line sp. We could use bullpen help. I feel like our sp is a house of cards ready to collapse at any moment. Our bullpen we know is a disaster. I don't know what to do.

#4087
8 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

3-0 when I am in attendance. Bought last minute. 

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We're gonna need you to step up your "taking one for the team" game.  

#4088
16 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

We could use a front line sp. We could use bullpen help. I feel like our sp is a house of cards ready to collapse at any moment. Our bullpen we know is a disaster. I don't know what to do.

I've been feeling this way for awhile. Can't quite put my thumb on why.

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#4089

We took 1 of 3 and really could have won the other two with our best player not playing and a BP game thrown in there. Losing a series against HOU is never good but we did what we needed to. 

Let's see if we can take a couple in SD. 

#4091

The Texas #Rangers are aggressively pursuing #STLCards closer Jordan Hicks.Hicks is a free agent at the end of the season and will be moved only if the Cardinals can’t sign him to a contract extension before Tuesday.
#4095
On 7/26/2023 at 10:16 PM, CowtownHorn said:

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This is from May 3, 1981. Fergie Jenkins vs Paul Splittorff.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TEX/TEX198105030.shtml

'81 was a weird year in baseball because the season was broken into two halves by a strike in June/July. Because of the weird format, the Cardinals and Reds had the two best records in the NL but neither one made the playoffs.

#4100
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Heim to the IL, Bubba back up.  Sborz back, White sent down.

MLBtraderumors says at least 2-3 weeks rest for wrist strain, season ending surgery possible if rest doesn't help.

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