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  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

  • Jive Turkey
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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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14 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Can you take me higher?

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Lowe* still wearing a turtleneck under shirt to the parade is hysterical. 

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they should've paved the parade route in gold.

he would be the one with beads

Hahaha. Just playing the entire Lineman Ski song.

Is Chuck crying on mic?

dream city.  i like it.  for a long time that's all we had.

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Way too much Creed. 

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Way too much Creed. 

This statement will never be true, unless you’re a Nickleback fan.

No I get it but I don't need Higher on a loop over and over and over and over. At least play the whole damn song and not just that one line. 

And the tallest man we will ever know, CY

If you've never hung out after a game is over and went into Chuck's booth then you definitely need to do that. mdleast and I did that during the Covid year and it was great. 

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Bet this fucker put the curtains down today.

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SEAGER DID IT TO EM HAHAHAHAHA

We need that clip on the hate thread. 

44 minutes ago, Griff said:

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"possibly intoxicated"

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

SEAGER DID IT TO EM HAHAHAHAHA

Sound is off where I am. What did he say. The team went nuts 

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Sound is off where I am. What did he say. The team went nuts 

I guess you’ll never know!

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1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Sound is off where I am. What did he say. The team went nuts 

See above @UnivTex34

3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Sound is off where I am. What did he say. The team went nuts 

Nvm. Twitter fixed me up. 

3 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

I guess you’ll never know!

Well done. 

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We need that clip on the hate thread. 

Oh I got you fam.

4 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Annndddddd..... Seager just became my current favorite ranger

If you can walk the walk, you can definitely talk the talk.  What an awesome player he has been and will be.

Good lord those local yokel Fox broadcasters were awful. They didn't know a single fucking thing about this team. 

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Now what?

Is there a game next week?

I think I'm getting the shakes already.

 

Well I’m gonna kill this bottle of bubbly I opened during the speeches. May go find a cigar. Not thinking much further than that.

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30 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Annndddddd..... Seager just became my current favorite ranger

He wasn't already? 

7 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Now what?

Is there a game next week?

I think I'm getting the shakes already.

 

Run it back and tell Houston to get their shinebox. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Legend

 

 

I do the same thing when I start the mower on one pull.

"HONEY - THROW ME A BEER!"

we really needed Dirk to come out and sing a few verses of higher just to cap it off.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

 

I do the same thing when I start the mower on one pull.

"HONEY - THROW ME A BEER!"

wait you don't just stare at the mower and it starts?  

55 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

I do the same thing when I start the mower on one pull.

"HONEY - THROW ME A BEER!"

You really should get an electric mower.  You have no idea how much you'd love it.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

You really should get an electric mower.  You have no idea how much you'd love it.

LOL. You're probably right. In laws gave me the mower as a housewarming gift so I can't complain.

It's actually pretty damn good.

I remember when Dave Hostetler was an absolute home run crushing legend...for about a week. That hype died off fairly quickly. 

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I’m not quite sure how to put a bow on this thing.

Watched the parade by myself in the country club bar (queue the Vivaldi) and loved all of it. People tried to talk to me, but shook them off like a reliever who doesn't trust his curve ball.

But it’s like watching the end of Lonesome Dove. Or maybe like Star Wars series, if you’re a dork. You needed it to end, but when it does, you don’t know what to do with yourself. Now- we can go win again, and I would not be surprised if we do, but to finally get that monkey off the back is something extraordinary as a lifelong fan.   

I have a lot of Rangers tshirts that I wear around the house and to the gym. But when I go to games, especially on the road, I wear the same Rangers hat that I bought after I trashed my old one in 2012. It’s the only gear I wear to games and it’s served me well. I’ve worn that hat for games in Detroit, Cleveland, New York, Chicago, Anaheim, lots of places watching the Rangers.  My 7yo son and I signed it and noted that it was parade day. I’m not sure if I retire it, or let it ride. 

I’ll probably let it ride. 

I just love it for my dad, who brought me from Amarillo to summertime games at the original ballpark in the late 80’s. We didn’t even know who was pitching when we showed up. My old man brought me to the Kenny perfect game just by luck of the calendar. And- he let me drive on the way there from like Wichita Falls to Decatur. 
Love it for my little dude who watched a lot of games with me this season. 
Love it for my mother in law who was a Dallas native and passed away in January. And my step-father-in law who grew up on a farm in Arlington and passed away in April. 
Love it for all of us. We needed this. 

I’ll use this post to turn the page…

ya know, until the off season thread materializes. 

Go Rangers. 

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God damn that was fun. Chuck Morgan is a god amongst men. Lowe is the goofiest fucker alive but he is electric. 
 

Lets go Rangers

I had a favorite powder blue Rangers t-shirt from my college days that I wore as often as I could. I still have it in a box of stuff out in the shed. I never had the heart to throw it away. I just looked so damn good in it, too.

Can't remember if I posted this or not but since it's parade day

 

 

 

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