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#6004

It's taking quik trip 3 hours to make my grilled cheese.

They better not lose the lead before I get back. 

#6006
15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's taking quik trip 3 hours to make my grilled cheese.

They better not lose the lead before I get back. 

QT, man, are you ok?

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1 minute ago, beer said:

QT, man, are you ok?

I mean not really but even if I wasn't I'd still eat there. It's close as fuck to where I live.

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Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It wasn't the QT that concerned me, it was the grilled cheese. Those ingredients are rather simple. 

First of all - it's a grilled cheese and ham. Second of all - I was already going there to get beer. Third of all - you know what. Nevermind. You guys are dicks. 

#6012

Shit, I was gonna offer to cash app you a whataburger.  You're a Grove rat right?

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8 minutes ago, beer said:

Shit, I was gonna offer to cash app you a whataburger.  You're a Grove rat right?

I don't have a whataburger across the street from where I live. What did QT do to you? They don't deserve this slander. 

Also - no - I don't live in the fucking ghetto in Dallas. I live in Austin in a pretty nice neighborhood.

Bochy's pitching management is shit. 

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2 minutes ago, beer said:

I thought you and big-buttophile lived near each other, my bad. 

Dude I'm gonna give you a helpful hint about interacting with me on this board. You seem to think I'm way more keyed up than I am. I'm - for the most part - pretty chill - I just post crazy shit and I'm extremely dry. If you think I'm hot or pissed off or losing it I'm more likely than not just taking the piss.

You know futureman, right? Like that but more serious. 

I know it's hard to read over text. 

#6024

And me too, I'm just joking around too. Thought you and Vic were near each other which is where I grew up too.  I lived off Bee Caves for years but definitely got my start in the ghetto

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Just now, beer said:

And me too, I'm just joking around too. Thought you and Vic were near each other which is where I grew up too.  I lived off Bee Caves for years but definitely got my start in the ghetto

I went to SMU and lived in Dallas between '14 and '20. Roughest hood I lived in was Old East Dallas. Which was way sketchier than almost anywhere in Austin. 

I've never met Vic. I know @Zepol87.

6 minutes ago, beer said:

I didn't know Sherzer had heterochromia.

Also... c'mon,  bro. 

#6028
6 minutes ago, beer said:

And me too, I'm just joking around too. Thought you and Vic were near each other which is where I grew up too.  I lived off Bee Caves for years but definitely got my start in the ghetto

My fiance's sister and brother in law live in Bee Cave so I am there throughout the year. But I am a Dallas native. 

#6032

Looks like Perez came with some attitude tonight. I like it. Somebody in this bullpen needs to make a stand.

#6034
41 minutes ago, beer said:

And me too, I'm just joking around too. Thought you and Vic were near each other which is where I grew up too.  I lived off Bee Caves for years but definitely got my start in the ghetto

OED is cool, Woodrow hoes were money though

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14 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Martinez was worse.

How can you not make contact? Are his eyes closed?

Yep. JP doesn't look like a major leaguer. 96-98mph fastballs down broadway were blowing by him and making him look helpless. He needs to go down and get some more AAA AB's, he's been sucking.

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