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12 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Save us tomorrow, Jacob. 

Yes, please pitch a complete 1 run game with no errors.....

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4 game skid, no longer sole possession of 1st in the AL West...

Boy my talking massive crap for 3 weeks has really not aged well and my friends in groupchats in other geos aren't gonna go easy on me, are they?

Seems like an awesome investment.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fuck, deGrom hurt again. 

he's broken.  the guy has averaged 12 starts the last 3 years.  we didn't even get to 10.

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It's not a big deal guys we only owe him 12 billion dollars. 

The dreaded forearm tightness. Well he should be back just in time for the playoffs next year.

Chill, guys. It’s not like we’re only season one month one into this contract.

Okay, this is officially weird. He's starting Bubba fucking Thompson over Miller against a scrub righty. I would say we're about to see a DFA, but we don't really have anyone worth a shit to come up. Ain't Carter time yet. 

 

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Best news is Leody's chillin'. Believe he's K'd 7 of last 8 ABs. 

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Forearm stiffness --> Elbow inflammation --> TJ 

Just get it done now.  Maybe he'll be back in time to get hurt at the start of next season.

If we had a good team we’d be destroying you guys right now. 

Yeah too bad. All the bandwagon Yankees fans that out number Ranger fans at Globe Life must be so disappointed.
On 3/28/2023 at 12:32 PM, DougO said:

I'll go 83. That's with DeGrom pitching about half the season.

I may have been a bit optimistic.

3 minutes ago, DougO said:

I may have been a bit optimistic.

I'm still holding out for 87 wins

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Next 5 days kinda suck. 

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I think I've already missed more Rangers games this year than I did all last year. Fucked up schedule.

30 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fucking BOOM!! 

Remember when the knock on him was that he didn't have any power????

10 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Remember when the knock on him was that he didn't have any power????

I posted around here a year or two ago that I wasn't high on him at all. That ain't aging well, but still want him at 1B sooner than later. 

Doesn’t really matter, but a 2-out drive off the wall should score just about anyone not named Sandy from 1st. 

Fuck it, Zeke scores them both anyway. 

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