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Heim!

Gonna be into their BP in the 2nd.  That's how we do it boys. I knew it!  I had a fuckin' feeling!

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#8010

Congrats bros. Hope the Stros do their part to match and we get hate week 2.0

We both deserve it after that Sark dumpster fire yesterday.

Bochy is a badass and you all know it

#8011
1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Congrats bros. Hope the Stros do their part to match and we get hate week 2.0

We both deserve it after that Sark dumpster fire yesterday.

Bochy is a badass and you all know it


go away weirdo

#8013
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


go away weirdo

Go quaccinate your eyeball next time maybe that will prevent transmission

#8016

Smoltz’s rationale for why the 100-win teams are losing is a whiner argument. I mean, I kind of understand, but if you’re 11-16 games better than the team you are hosting, a few days of wild card winner rest shouldn’t negatively affect you to the degree we’ve seen. If you’re not hot at the right time, tough shit. 

#8019

Looking like 5 innings of our bullpen today.  Should be stress free, probably want two from Cody and 2 from Stratton.  Maybe will smith or Matt bush take a turn. 

#8020
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hour and 7 minutes for 2 innings of baseball....moving right along crisply here.  

It’s mostly because our bats are working. I’d have been happy with an hour and 20 if we’d pushed a few across in the first. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looking like 5 innings of our bullpen today.  Should be stress free, probably want two from Cody and 2 from Stratton.  Maybe will smith or Matt bush take a turn. 

No we need Jordan to have some quick innings and at least stretch to 5. 

#8021
Just now, Porterhouse said:

It’s mostly because our bats are working. I’d have been happy with an hour and 20 if we’d pushed a few across in the first. 

Oh I know.  No half inning without base runners.

#8023
7 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Smoltz’s rationale for why the 100-win teams are losing is a whiner argument. I mean, I kind of understand, but if you’re 11-16 games better than the team you are hosting, a few days of wild card winner rest shouldn’t negatively affect you to the degree we’ve seen. If you’re not hot at the right time, tough shit. 

JFC that was some world class whining

#8035

Mitch the Bitch!

#8037
This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

I’m perfectly fine with that.
Chilling out on the couch after yesterday is exactly what is needed.
#8039
2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

I’ve got zero issue with this pace of play. O’s can’t throw strikes and when they do, they’re missing with meatballs. 

Just keep doing your part fucko. 

#8042
5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This game is on pace to last 5 hours. Almost 1 1/2 hours to play  2 1/3 innings. 

Sorry. Wrong thread. I’ll see myself out. 

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