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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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Fuck the Yankees. Good shit.

And just noticed the AL East is rolling with Tampa, Baltimore and Toronto. Anyone but Red Sox Yankees and their usual media slobberfest is great news.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Or face on the curb... 

yep.  Tickle that spinal cord on the concrete.  

I'd guess Leody has until Memorial Day to hit or get replaced by EC

Nah, Corey & Garver will need two roster spots first. One OF goes down when Corey is back, Zeke moves to LF. Miller DFA’d when Garver’s bitch-ass is ‘healthy’. 

53 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Nah, Corey & Garver will need two roster spots first. One OF goes down when Corey is back, Zeke moves to LF. Miller DFA’d when Garver’s bitch-ass is ‘healthy’. 

What about Duran in LF?

Goin to the game tomorrow. Thinking about getting over there around 11:45-noon. Any suggestions on parking and all that shit? And anyone else going?

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That’s Zeke. 

Sorry. reading. how does it work....

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That will be a damn good one to attend, should be plenty of free space all around. 

Exactly. God $19 shit ass upper deck tickets. Gonna work my way down to as close as the 3rd baseline as I can get 

Oh shit it’s afternoon game right? Fuck it I’m down. What section you in?

new stadium security dicks are extra assholes

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25 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Oh shit it’s afternoon game right? Fuck it I’m down. What section you in?

new stadium security dicks are extra assholes

233. $19 tix. I’ll pm you 

I’ve always been a fair weather MLB fan, grew up loving the cubs and Yankees. Still love the cubs. Y’all got room on the bandwagon? And @Zepol87 I better see you tomorrow, asshole

35 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Plenty of good seats available on this wagon. Similar to tomorrow afternoon. 

Helps I hate Houston with every fiber of my being. Giant pile of concrete, aggy and pollution. Though Rice, San Jacinto and NASA are pretty cool. Fuck everything else about that shithole 

nice win.  they came back nicely after the Cincinnatti Who Concert.  Mea Culpa.

as an aside, looked up Gallo stats .236 with a 1.063 OPS.  its only one month but I wouldn't mind having him now that the shift is illegal.

Duran's OPS is .880. Last year LF OPS was .508. 

Heim, Jung, Grossman and Jankowski are all +.100 better than they were last year.

Our starting pitching is average almost an inning more per start.

 

I like watching this team

2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Duran's OPS is .880. Last year LF OPS was .508. 

This was written April 26, but still painful. 

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Uh-oh: Texas Rangers

It has been a terrific start for the Rangers, but left field was an issue entering the season and has remained one. Bubba Thompson scored a run on Monday -- the first by a Texas left fielder all season. Rangers left fielders have driven in one run. Do you think Texas general manager Chris Young is perhaps texting St. Louis president of baseball operations John Mozeliak and asking about an outfielder? 

Went last night.
So much better when the roof is open.

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ How many Dollar Dogs you gonna crush today? 

Probably gonna slam more beer than dogs. Haven’t had a solid drink in awhile. These seats kinda kick ass. My lady friend is legit scared of a homer coming our way. We’re in the upper upper deck. Don’t think anyone is gonna drop a 450 ft bomb today 

15 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Probably gonna slam more beer than dogs. Haven’t had a solid drink in awhile. These seats kinda kick ass. My lady friend is legit scared of a homer coming our way. We’re in the upper upper deck. Don’t think anyone is gonna drop a 450 ft bomb today 

If Lowe or Heim get in touch with one, you might well could.  

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

If Lowe or Heim get in touch with one, you might well could.  

Close. It only went 418'

22 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Probably gonna slam more beer than dogs. Haven’t had a solid drink in awhile. These seats kinda kick ass. My lady friend is legit scared of a homer coming our way. We’re in the upper upper deck. Don’t think anyone is gonna drop a 450 ft bomb today 

where you're sitting that bomb's gonna have to be dropped from a plane.

11 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

If Lowe or Heim get in touch with one, you might well could.  

Cool with me. Finally get a fucking ball at a game. See the Texas-ACU thread for my only foul or home run ball experience. Little mother fucker. I did my time. Earn it, little bastard 

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