Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 16.6k
  • Views 672k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

  • CowtownHorn
    CowtownHorn

    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

Posted Images

Nate is dealing. Fourth start in a row where he's had complete control of his stuff

Bregcheatman ...good job. 

Thankfully I found another bottle

 

PXL_20231016_220404887.MP.jpg

  • Author

Fuuuuuuck I thought that was sent.

Just now, beer said:

Thankfully I found another bottle

 

PXL_20231016_220404887.MP.jpg

That dog will hunt.

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's 2023. You can get more tequila delivered. 

Not in Alabamastan

Just now, ztejas said:

Fuuuuuuck I thought that was sent.

Didn’t get fully extended.  Caught it toward the handle a bit 

This is what happens if you try to open the Astros thread:

506412e34489ce796047bee4870202e9.jpg

This is what happens if you try to open the Astros thread:

506412e34489ce796047bee4870202e9.jpg
Did it catch aids?
  • Author

Free base hit! Go Astros!

Knew this was coming sooner or later. Need a strikeout or DP in the worst way.

Got this crowd riled like a picture day jessica

  • Author

Fuck. Yes. One more.

Fuck this cheating bundle of sticks and his Houston aggy ass 

C'mon, Nate!  Get out of this inning and that'll be the fuckin' dagger.

Did your buzzer go off there José

  • Author
Just now, SpiralOut said:

C'mon, Nate!  Get out of this inning and that'll be the fuckin' dagger.

Not with our fucking late relief it isn't. 

Crooked number here. 

Stros outta start looking on kayak for good vacation deals

Just now, ztejas said:

Not with our fucking late relief it isn't. 

Crooked number here. 

Did you not get the fuckin' memo?

BULLPENISGOOD!

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.