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can you imagine if that doesn't pop right to him?

Whew.

Can we get some motherfucking hits this inning please?  For the love of Nolan Ryan, hit the fucking ball and put this game away.

Just now, BigDHornfan said:

Runs. We need fucking runs

like 7

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Apparently Bruce should have just left Chapman in. 

But... still have the lead. How about an insurance dinger.

Just now, dcar00 said:

can you imagine if that doesn't pop right to him?

well, it did. so I'm not gonna worry about something that didn't happen. 

get some fucking runs goddamnit!

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You were born for this, Corey.

shit.  Semien has to get him over.  just bad.

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Man Astros fans are dumb. I think they legitimately thought that was an out. 

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This kid is fucking unreal. 

Ground out aside those two takes for a rookie just don't happen. That was fucking insane. 

Edited by ztejas

Obviously the result wasn't great, but that's a terrific at bat. Could not be more impressed with the kid.

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Here we go. Nice relaxing bottom of the 9th.

rather be up one than down one. 

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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

rather be up one than down one. 

Probably. I'm honestly not sure at this point.

Outro music was Paranoid and first commercial after break had Crazy Train. Ozzy getting paid.

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Hey Smoltz no one cares about the fucking Cowboys right now shut the fuck up. 

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2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Outro music was Paranoid and first commercial after break had Crazy Train. Ozzy getting paid.

Ozzy right now: "shuugghaouhgaheoaheheaujahegaehgagouehhaghajj..."

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

Wow, I love fucking Jung, boys!

(that comma doing lots of work)

 

Jung hasn't hit for shit, but he fields like a bad motherfucker.

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