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I think they popped champagne after clinching the playoff appearance because they knew it didn't make a shit.

It’s hard to believe that we’re rolling with Sborz, Chapman & Jose, but we are motherfucking ROLLING with Sborz, Chapman & Jose!

Wow—there were clutch moments throughout that game. 
 

They’re still shitty, tho.

Seven playoff wins in a row (six on the road) against the best in the AL. That’s hot baby.

2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

It’s hard to believe that we’re rolling with Sborz, Chapman & Jose, but we are motherfucking ROLLING with Sborz, Chapman & Jose!

Let’s not act like these are easy, stress-free innings they are giving us. Even when nobody reaches base. 

Who’d of thunk blowing the division was the best thing that could happen

In my 40 years of fandom I don’t recall 7-0 in the playoffs ever

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

In my 40 years of fandom I don’t recall 7-0 in the playoffs ever

For the Rangers or in all of baseball? It's happened 3 times in the last 4 years. Rangers this year. Astros last year. Braves in 2020. And before that Royals in 2014 and Rockies in '07. 

But before that it didn't happen very often. 

Edit: I only know this because I just read an article on it.... But you totally should have known, you dumbass.

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For the Rangers or in all of baseball? It's happened 3 times in the last 4 years. Rangers this year. Astros last year. Braves in 2020. And before that Royals in 2014 and Rockies in '07. 

But before that it didn't happen very often. 

Rangers.  Hell I’m happy rangers winning 7 in a row dooesnt happen often lol 

Looks like this in is going to make not care about the Cowboys tonight.

Lets win this fucking thing at home

Had to fly to DC for work today. Had it on at bar of restaurant team dinner was at so saw last 4.5 innings and of course things were getting rocky just as I got eyes on the game. 

That bases loaded no outs escape by Nate was some fucking Houdini shit. 

Sweep the leg. 

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!

Id be making babies with that one too, Jonah!

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