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Oh for fucks sake he shuffled into it lmfao.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Oh for fucks sake he shuffled into it lmfao.

Pitch was in the batter’s box. 

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pitch was in the batter’s box. 

I know I'm just saying it wouldn't have hit him if he didn't shuffle his foot into it. I'm not saying it's a violation or anything. 

Haaaaaaaaaaa fucking cheating piece of shit

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Heaney up in the pen or what?

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Shallow pop up not what I would have done but I don't play professionally. 

Ok, strike out the worst hitter in baseball and we can get out of the inning.

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God dammit. That has to be it for him - put in Heaney.

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Shout out to Maldonado's stupid ass for getting thrown out anyway. 

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Um. Smoltz, it wasn't the hit batter it was the WP/PB against the shittiest hitter in the playoffs. 

horrible. bats better wake up.  the scherzer experiment no good.

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Just now, dcar00 said:

the scherzer experiment no good.

Meh. We almost got 2 clean innings from him. Shit happens. 

can we knock this dude out so we don't have to hear about el reptile all game.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Meh. We almost got 2 clean innings from him. Shit happens. 

they were nailing balls off of him.

pretty fucking lazy ass attempt by the catcher to block that wild pitch

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2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

they were nailing balls off of him.

Well he's still out there so let's see what happens. 

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That's Bochy's first meaningful fuck up of the postseason. He never should have come back out. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Well he's still out there so let's see what happens. 

there you go.  meat.

Just now, ztejas said:

That's Bochy's first meaningful fuck up of the postseason. He never should have come back out. 

the mistake was starting him.  bats gonna have to win it.

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

there you go.  meat.

Yeah I wouldn't have thrown him this inning. Read the thread. 

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Just now, dcar00 said:

the mistake was starting him. 

You're right. If only we had you in the dugout.

Shut the fuck up and watch the game. 

Welp. Maybe I should have got in even later.

Oh good. A mid game interview with the cheating midget. That's what this game needed.

Just now, ztejas said:

You're right. If only we had you in the dugout.

Shut the fuck up and watch the game. 

shut the fuck up bitch

He must have found his buzzer

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I guess Bochy figures he already gave up 3 may as well let him throw everything he has and if we lose tonight we saved some arms for the next 2.

HBP, wild pitch and solo shot away from a nice start. 

1 minute ago, beer said:

He must have found his buzzer

did we forget to remove the trash cans from the astros dugout area?

3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Goddamn some of you fucks are a goddamned fucking beating

Trailing a game for 15 minutes and we're tearing each other apart.

Solidarity people! Kumbaya and positivity and shit.

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Need to eat pitches more than anything right now. 

10 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

pretty fucking lazy ass attempt by the catcher to block that wild pitch

it wasn't lazy.  it hit the thumb part of his glove.  he was over it and trying to smother it.  bad luck.

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Alright there goes his perfect game. 

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2 minutes ago, beer said:

Nope clearly missed

Dude are you watching the game from Semien's asshole? You're way ahead of me.

And yeah - he didn't tag him. Assuming the umps miss this and it's Astros up to bat.

that was weird.  need to see another replay.

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