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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it wasn't lazy.  it hit the thumb part of his glove.  he was over it and trying to smother it.  bad luck.

he tried to block it, he wasn't smothering shit

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I mean unless his foot was somehow still on the base that isn’t an out

Just now, hookem48 said:

he tried to block it, he wasn't smothering shit

he had the glove down and was leaning over with his chest. if it misses his glove it falls right in front of him.

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1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah Scherzer ain't it tonight.

He's had some good stuff it's really the shit that he's let get away from him in the dirt that's fucked him. 

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah Scherzer ain't it tonight.

the bats need to pick him up. not really his fault.  time for them to show up big.

Leave his ass in there.  Save some arms.

Maybe our guys will remember how to hit the ball by tomorrow.

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Bochy right now. 

the hangover math GIF

I don't get what he's doing but I guess I'll keep trusting him. 

he's probably done now.  62 pitches.

Under every single pitch they hit.  Shit is wild.  

Fucking tell one of them to bunt.  At least that way we'd get some contact that didn't go straight up in the goddamn air.

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Getting owned by Houston every fucking game at home is getting old. 

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Under every single pitch they hit.  Shit is wild.  

Fucking tell one of them to bunt.  At least that way we'd get some contact that didn't go straight up in the goddamn air.

ha.  we'd pop up the bunt if we even got wood on it.

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Comeback starts now.

good news is that it didn't matter who we started tonight.

Is it too much to ask this Fox crew to know when the first two games of this series were played and how the run scoring in those games were sequenced?

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Is it too much to ask this Fox crew to know when the first two games of this series were played and how the run scoring in those games were sequenced?

They've been fucking shit up all night. 

"the greatest pitcher in baseball"

1 minute ago, beer said:

"the greatest pitcher in baseball"

Sandy Koufax reborn!

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LETS FUCKING FUCK

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All we had to do there. Chip away. Lot of game left. 

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Oh my fucking God that's one of the greatest catches I've ever seen. 

Felony larceny!!!

I30 douche

At this point I think I'm good with giving Alvarez the Bonds treatment. Intentional walk in any situation and under any circumstances.

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1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

At this point I think I'm good with giving Alvarez the Bonds treatment. Intentional walk in any situation and under any circumstances.

Agree. We should IW nearly every time. 

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4 to score 3 boys night ain't over yet. 

C'mon Rangers. 

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