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I'm just not sure what to think about this game. I kind of wish Bochy had taken it more seriously and pulled Scherzer earlier and not thrown Smith. 

Then again he didn't know Jung would hit 2 jacks but that's kind of the shit that this team has done all fucking season. 

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Leody popped up almost the exact same pitch he missed on after Josh's last hr.

If only Texas could have settled down and kept Houston in check while we kept chipping away.

Bro we're down 5 and saving arms. It's 2-1 going into tomorrow night.
He's not saving arms otherwise Bradford and Smith would have stayed in. Sborz was also warming up back in the 6th at the same time as gray. I think he's trying to get everyone work while treading a fine line between keeping us in the game and keeping pitchers sharp for future use.
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Gray shitting all over himself. 

See y'all tomorrow. 

So that’s why we threw Gray out there tonight. He’s garbage

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Just now, gsoda3 said:

He's not saving arms

He's been saving arms since the 2nd inning what fucking game are you watching?

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He's been saving arms since the 2nd inning what fucking game are you watching?
We're on our sixth pitcher. Bochy isn't stretching pitch counts for the sake of keeping anyone fresh.

Alright, time to stop screwing off. Turn this shit around.

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4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
13 minutes ago, ztejas said:
He's been saving arms since the 2nd inning what fucking game are you watching?

We're on our sixth pitcher. Bochy isn't stretching pitch counts for the sake of keeping anyone fresh.

Dude he let Scherzer throw 63 pitches. He put Will Smith in the game. Is there a gas leak in your house? 

OK, need one more on and then Earl Weaver...

Just think, if we'd put anyone other than someone almost guaranteed to have a bad night in there to pitch at the start, we'd be winning this thing.

The amount of pop outs and fly outs this series is outrageous 

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4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Just think, if we'd put anyone other than someone almost guaranteed to have a bad night in there to pitch at the start, we'd be winning this thing.

Dude we're gonna be okay. Sleep it off. It's a 7 game series - Bochy isn't managing to go all out to win G3. Especially against that cocksucker Cristian. 

Garver singles. Lowe walks. Josh ties it with his third.

Taveras out. Semien singles. Seager walk off.

Pretty obvious guys.

Dude he let Scherzer throw 63 pitches. He put Will Smith in the game. Is there a gas leak in your house? 
6 pitchers in 9 innings is the opposite of saving arms. Saving arms means you're limiting the number of pitchers used in a game. It's usually done after a bullpen has recently been heavily used. Bochy's getting guys work to keep them sharp. That's not saving arms.
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2 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
17 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Dude he let Scherzer throw 63 pitches. He put Will Smith in the game. Is there a gas leak in your house? 

6 pitchers in 9 innings is the opposite of saving arms. Saving arms means you're limiting the number of pitchers used in a game. It's usually done after a bullpen has recently been heavily used. Bochy's getting guys work to keep them sharp. That's not saving arms.

Jesus fuck you're stupid. Whatever. 

Well that's a start.

Edit: JINX!

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 Well shit.  Kind of felt this game would go about like it did.  Let's get em tomorrow.  I'll be there.

Look who chimes in after the volleyball match. 

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15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dude we're gonna be okay. Sleep it off. It's a 7 game series - Bochy isn't managing to go all out to win G3. Especially against that cocksucker Cristian. 

Yeah, I mean we don't have 4 starters if no Scherzer.  If Scherzer could pitch, he was pitching either today or tomorrow.   Our pitching staff is what it is.   Hopefully a better performance tomorrow.

Texas did exactly what Houston did yesterday. Battled and chipped away. Except their bullpen held yesterday to give them a legit chance and ours never did.

Jesus fuck you're stupid. Whatever. 
Now you know what that means. You should be nicer.

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