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These umps are fucking atrocious.  But we do need the calls.

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6 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

i haven't looked but i would think garver is one of the better DHs in the league this year.

maybe so.  seems like he is red hot or completely cold.

That was a lot better than I thought it would be when it left his bat. 

Enough with the warning track heart attacks, please.

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More dogshit pitching. 

quit fucking grooving fastballs.  This staff sucks ass.  we are lucky we got this far.

Never gonna win a World Series if you don't have some killers on the mound.  We have two decent ones and a bunch of trash.  

Baseball is so GD ridiculous. I love it significantly less, year by year. Fuck this shit, all my teams shit the bed. Horns included. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

This staff sucks ass. 

We only have two healthy starters. Duct tape and gluing a rotation together right now. 

just ridiculous.  the bullshit with Maldonado and then grooving Fastballs every 5th pitch.

Bradford should never see the mound again. Every batter hits the shit out of the ball, he’s getting lucky more haven’t flown out.

Everytime we shit the bed on an offensive rally we turn around and give up a big inning.  Not a winning combination. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

quit fucking grooving fastballs.  This staff sucks ass.  we are lucky we got this far.

Exactly what I was thinking. Defense bailed out the bullpen a few times prior to Game three and somehow the bullpen cobbled together a few good innings prior to this series. Would not be surprised if Houston pulls 4 in a row. The Rangers might have enough offense to get back into this game IF they can stop the bleeding.

Not that we're going to make it there, but just imagine this pitching staff going up against Harper, Schwarber, and Castellanos in the WS.  Nightmare fuel.

They are squaring up the fastballs down the middle. We either look at them or pop em up

Must be nice to have multiple arms that throw 98 with action instead of 91 middle-middle. 

Exactly what I was thinking. Defense bailed out the bullpen a few times prior to Game three and somehow the bullpen cobbled together a few good innings prior to this series. Would not be surprised if Houston pulls 4 in a row. The Rangers might have enough offense to get back into this game IF they can stop the bleeding.
This is what scared me about our run. We faced zero adversity so far these playoffs. I wanted to see what this team did when Houston punched them. So far, not jack shit. This is the streaky team it's been all year.
1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Exactly what I was thinking. Defense bailed out the bullpen a few times prior to Game three and somehow the bullpen cobbled together a few good innings prior to this series. Would not be surprised if Houston pulls 4 in a row. The Rangers might have enough offense to get back into this game IF they can stop the bleeding.

the ump is giving inches off the plate wide and decide to have a shitty pitcher try to throw an inside FB, who predictably leaves it middle middle.  Its dumb.

Just now, dcar00 said:

the ump is giving inches off the plate wide and decide to have a shitty pitcher try to throw an inside FB, who predictably leaves it middle middle.  Its dumb.

He threw strike 3 2 pitches before the homerun just above the knee and right on the corner.  Called it a ball.  

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Way to look at 3 in a row Josh. 

lineup sucks ass as well, mainly because Houston's pitchers seem to not suck.

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

He threw strike 3 2 pitches before the homerun just above the knee and right on the corner.  Called it a ball.  

yes, he's inconsistent but he gives it enough that you don't ask your shitty pitcher to try to come in on Abreau with Tucker on deck.

40 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Dude why are you in here? You hang in the Astros thread. Just rep trolling?

Nope.  Hope Rangers win

well at least Stratton didn't walk fat tub o goo.

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