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Why tha fuck r the rangers swinging at all the first pitches. It’s just making it easy for Verlander. So stupid. 

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Just swing at every first fucking pitch.  Why wait?  Go ahead and pop them all up so we can get this ALCS over with.  Fucks sake.

It’s all in those two heads now and unfortunately you don’t get the advantage of a mental timeout.

We are a collection of fucking morons.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

It’s all in those two heads now and unfortunately you don’t get the advantage of a mental timeout.

Or, and I have weird idea. Tell them to take the first fucking pitch

37 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh look Marcus and Corey popped up again

I can save you a post and put this here.

LOL at the idea that Bregman pitch was “in”. It may have been slightly on the inside of the middle 1/3 of the plate but it wasn’t “in”

500M dollars worth of choking bitches.  all so predictable. 

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5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Why tha fuck r the rangers swinging at all the first pitches. It’s just making it easy for Verlander. So stupid. 

The pitch to Semien was right down the pipe. Probably the best pitch he was going to see in the at bat. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The pitch to Semien was right down the pipe. Probably the best pitch he was going to see in the at bat. 

If thats the best pitch he sees and thats what he does with it???

36 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I've been watching the series but not posting. I just don't understand Semien's approach at this point. You've been terrible all playoffs and you are the lead-off hitter. Stop trying to hit the shit out of the ball. His slump has made it way easier to pitch to Seager because there's never anybody on base. 

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7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Corey and Marcus are going to send us home at this rate. 

yep.  the only reason we are in this at all is because of heroic efforts of our only 2 starting pitchers.  

37 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I've been watching the series but not posting. I just don't understand Semien's approach at this point. You've been terrible all playoffs and you are the lead-off hitter. Stop trying to hit the shit out of the ball. His slump has made it way easier to pitch to Seager because there's never anybody on base. 

After the Seattle series, the Rangers became much more patient at the plate vs Rays.   It continued against Orioles.  

They see freakin' astros team in Arlington, and start pressing again.  Fuck... gotta win this game today somehow.  

Hitting is contagious and right now this team is wearing some fucking biohazard suits.

The pitches we're swinging at aren't bad pitches to hit. We're just missing them because we're sitting off speed.

verlander is gonna go 8 at this rate.

Just now, dcar00 said:

verlander is gonna go 8 at this rate.

So is Montgomery. Astros are going to wind up winning 2-1

But they aren't getting Verlander into deep counts.  Rangers hitters are not showing enough patience thru 4 innings...  

Absolute waste of a challenge, even our coaches have now got the fucking moron bug

Squeezed out of that tight spot unscathed and it only took two more pitches to do it. Now we pull our heads out of our asses here

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Fans need to boo semien when he comes up to bat. He is horribad

This ain't Boston

1 minute ago, beer said:

This ain't Boston

You're right. They've won a world series

I am amazed this game is only 1-0. This feels much worse
1-0 with this offense feels insurmountable.
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:
I am amazed this game is only 1-0. This feels much worse

1-0 with this offense feels insurmountable.

This feels worse than the last two losses. I can't say why, but it does

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