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Guess they didn't appreciate that bat spike.

Fuck the Trashtros.  

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Nice work, giving LeClerc extra time to chill. Now somebody bust one outta here.

Maldonado is such a bitch pussy.  he's the perfect fat tub of goo catcher for them.

I mean I will take 2 on and no out for them to try to prove their manhood like dipshits

Shit just got real. It’s telling that Garcia immediately turned to that cunt-head Maldonado at the plate.

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Everybody grab your ass. Let’s go

 

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Hmmm...not sure I wanted these assholes tossed.

fuck Dusty Baker.  maybe don't have your pitcher intentionally throw at a batter.

Alvarez needs to get the fuck away from our player.  we don't need his help.  we will take care of it.

I don’t think Abreu did it on purpose but I bet Maldonado said something.

Apparently the Rangers didn't steal the sign to bean Adolis.

Whether Garcia can stay in? Fuck off Smoltz.

They tossed him? Bullshit.

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Just now, C-Man said:

I don’t think Abreu did it on purpose but I bet Maldonado said something.

dude. he absolutely did it on purpose.

Umps knew it was intentional because it wasn't in their script.

Just now, C-Man said:

I don’t think Abreu did it on purpose but I bet Maldonado said something.

That was 100% intentional. Maybe it was way up and in but they wanted "payback".

Take the homer, pussies.

Garcia got tossed?!?! What kind of bullshit is that?

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

By the way LeClerc is sitting over there getting cold.

Cold? He's from the DR. He bery hot y passionate.

Just now, C-Man said:

Garcia got tossed?!?! What kind of bullshit is that?

Fucking ridiculous

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why isn't Dusty gone.  fuck all this.

That was 100% intentional. Maybe it was way up and in but they wanted "payback".
Take the homer, pussies.

Then they’re dumb AF over in that dugout. It’s not 9-2 or something.
why isn't Dusty gone.  fuck all this.

Yeah. Thought they tossed his stupid ass.

great thats a win for the astros.  what a bunch of horseshit.

I guess Dusty vetoed getting tossed.

They're gonna have to taze dusty to get him to leave

Dusty is doing this bullshit on purpose to make LeClerc sit more.  I really don't care if he gets tossed just get on with the game.  

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:


Purposely wasting time

Yep, throw some more bitches out for that shit, or suspend him.

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