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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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Look at all those empty seats behind home plate.

Enjoy the drive home, assholes! 

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There's your 5 run inning, btw.

Would be the ultimate insult if Austin hedges made his playoff pitching debut here.

Houston fan almost fucked that catch up, literally had a finger on the glove

Just now, ztejas said:

There's your 5 run inning, btw.

yep. we got 6.  see you tomorrow.  Max is gonna become legend.

7 road victories. That’s what this series deserves. 

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

So do you keep your closer in?


we’ll need his arm tomorrow night

Turns out getting HBP and a run crossing home plate counts as an RBI.  So I win money and we get to go to Game 7.  Today was a good day.

So after Leclerc got out of the 8th, I said to my wife it would be nice if we could just put up a 5-spot and get up 9-2 and make it simple in B9.

You’re welcome.

Just now, C-Man said:

So after Leclerc got out of the 8th, I said to my wife it would be nice if we could just put up a 5-spot and get up 9-2 and make it simple in B9.

You’re welcome.

She should give you a blow job for that

Game 7 you magnificent bastards!

On 10/20/2023 at 8:23 PM, LTtxfan said:

Give me a Game 7....   Please !!!

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So, Charlie Hough getting the start for game 7?

Hell, Heaney‘s a go for tomorrow as well.  Might could get 2 out of Monty.  

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I hope you were yelling “Fire Drill!!!!” at all those bitchass pussies 

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6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Houston fan almost fucked that catch up, literally had a finger on the glove

I was trying to think of the famous guys name who did that in the playoffs years ago. 

This means we're going to the World Series, right?  Since neither team is able to win a home game.  

Cell phone flopping out my tickets right now.

Just now, ztejas said:

I was trying to think of the famous guys name who did that in the playoffs years ago. 

Steve Bartman

Just now, ztejas said:

I was trying to think of the famous guys name who did that in the playoffs years ago. 

You mean Steve bartman?

Bochy could squash Ken Rosenthal like a grape.

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Just now, Trey3216 said:

Steve Bartman

 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

You mean Steve bartman?

Yes. Thanks. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I was trying to think of the famous guys name who did that in the playoffs years ago. 

bartman

Hopefully the 8th was enough for Leclerc to get some mojo back.   Hope his mom was in attendance. 

I didn't watch. You're welcome bros. I may take one for the team again tomorrow. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I didn't watch. You're welcome bros. I may take one for the team again tomorrow. 

Same here. I will also be following on gamecast tomorrow 

I didn't watch. You're welcome bros. I may take one for the team again tomorrow. 

MNF should be a great one. You should watch that.

Semien got on base 4 times tonight. Let’s hope him and Seager come out firing tomorrow early. 

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We could have put this series away already, obviously, but it's really really rare to lose a game 5 the way we did - in any sport - MLB, NHL, NBA - and come out and win game 6. That's almost always a death sentence in 7 game series and they didn't let it get to them. Major props - special group of guys. 

Nasty Nate did it again.  big props.

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

She should give you a blow job for that

bullshit. she should give all of us blow jobs for that.

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Yes. Thanks. 

And fuck you very much for inquiring about him.

Sincerely,

A Cubs fan

And fuck you very much for inquiring about him.
Sincerely,
A Cubs fan

Meh. You got your Ring.
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2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

And fuck you very much for inquiring about him.

Sincerely,

A Cubs fan

You should thank him. I bet that extra 13 years built a lot of character. 

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