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Sorry — trying to do the Major League bit with the Indians fans in the bleachers.

I understood the reference.  It was cool.  

Dumbass should have been running but I’ll take it.


Sorry — trying to do the Major League bit with the Indians fans in the bleachers.

Me too. You’re all good

They’re gonna throw at Adolis every time he comes up next season

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Hey look - he got to 2nd anyway. 

Lick my butthole Smoltz. 

Run out of the box. That is horse shit 

That was pretty sly, setting for a single just so he could steal second.

Hunt hunt hunt his high fastball. It’s meat if you just look for it

Well, don't think it could have started any better.

fucking beautiful.

brantley in left finally bit them.

Only thing that would make this a better start is for Altuve to get nailed in the crotch by a screaming line drive.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey look - he got to 2nd anyway. 

Lick my butthole Smoltz. 

I didn't last 5 minutes this time. 

Only thing that would make this a better start is for Altuve to get nailed in the crotch by a screaming line drive.

Quit being a fucking aggy. We are fucking killing it out of the gate and all you can talk about is the other team
Only thing that would make this a better start is for Altuve to get nailed in the crotch by a screaming line drive.

Ground ball should be high enough.

We are all up in his shit tonight!

Death to starter in a third of an inning!

I want a train ran the likes of south Austin’s mom 

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