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This fucking strike zone is bullshit. It's been even bullshit, but it's still bullshit. Fuck you blue

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This fucking strike zone is bullshit. It's been even bullshit, but it's still bullshit. Fuck you blue

I they’re going to squeeze our guys, make sure you squeeze them too.

Fucking blue.
I believe the Stros douches call him Mashitty.

Fuck them hoes!

Find a way to keep Altuve and Alvarez from hitting and we win this.  


I they’re going to squeeze our guys, make sure you squeeze them too.

Fucking blue.

Maybe worst one was the strike call to Jung a ball off the plate outside. Got him fishing for his kryptonite.

This strike zone is … interesting. It’s the shape of an amoeba.

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HAHAHAHAHA PISSED ON

literally 2 swings in 2 days not trying to hit the ball 500 feet and 2 homers

Any combo of these 4 teams is going to be fun to watch. Hope we can beat the sneks. 

I wonder if that home run didn’t have any bearing towards the outcome either? /astrologic 

Adolis is the Vince Young of baseball.  You fucking heard me.  

got dammit.  Garver let him off the hook.

got dammit.  Garver let him off the hook.

Yea. Swung at ball 4 and then watched the actual strike
Just now, Surly Bevo said:


Yea. Swung at ball 4 and then watched the actual strike

you had to know he was coming back there after he swung at the high one.

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Lowe you're up 4-1 with 2 outs. 

Come on Nate get it together please.

lowe is worthless.  my god dude swing the bat.  last year is probably going to be his peak.

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


Yea. Swung at ball 4 and then watched the actual strike

Reacting to the quantum strike zone

literally 2 swings in 2 days not trying to hit the ball 500 feet and 2 homers

One HR, one long single
lowe is worthless.  my god dude swing the bat.  last year is probably going to be his peak.

Yeah, I’d like bullpen help and a new first baseman this off-season.

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