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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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Hahaha, you show up to the game in astronaut costumes and you have to sit there all sad in your stupid outfit on TV

Just now, hookem48 said:

home field advantage in the World Series?

if we win, maybe we can ask to play at the juice box

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1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

home field advantage in the World Series?

 

1 minute ago, BigDHornfan said:


Yes

Not there yet ladies.

2 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:


Yes

well fuck Bud Selig

Just now, ztejas said:

 

Not there yet ladies.

Yes, Remember the Rangers bullpen requires Xanax and Pepto to watch.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

 

Not there yet ladies.

let your nuts hang

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Say it again

I’m greedy. I wanted more.

Not greedy, still a long way to go.  Need to keep tacking em on.

hope montgomery has 2 shutout innings in him.

1 minute ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Win or lose I'm gonna have a rough tomorrow.

We're all day to day.

Win or lose I'm gonna have a rough tomorrow.
If I'm DRAGN dragging I'd rather be happy than sad

Tucker didn’t even make a move to run to first on the K

6 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

Hahaha, you show up to the game in astronaut costumes and you have to sit there all sad in your stupid outfit on TV

Ramjet family looks rather sad.

This feels like it should be bottom 8. So much baseball left. Keep the fucking intensity up.

Tucker didn’t even make a move to run to first on the K

MLB guys don’t unless the ball really gets away
3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Not greedy, still a long way to go.  Need to keep tacking em on.

Need to run-rule their asses and keep the bullpen out of it.

Just now, gsoda3 said:
1 minute ago, Bigpoppapump said:
Win or lose I'm gonna have a rough tomorrow.

If I'm DRAGN dragging I'd rather be happy than sad

Beltré jersey is engaged, I'm in it to win it.

going the opposite way is a beautiful thing, like crossing routes in football

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Quit throwing balls. Fuck me. 

Get someone up. 

Altuve and Bregman together don't weigh 260 pounds but fuck they can hit

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Thank fuck. Not sure I'd send him back out there - you can't be throwing that many balls right now. 

We should get up 12-15 runs and let Will Smith pitch the ninth.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

We should get up 12-15 runs and let Will Smith pitch the ninth.

Hedges

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

We should get up 12-15 runs and let Adolis pitch the ninth.

Fify

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

We should get up 12-15 runs and let Will Smith pitch the ninth.

Not Aroldis for the lulz?

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