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Nice play Jonah. 

9 more fellas.

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That's Maldonado.  he's a cunt who thinks he is Carlton Fisk.  calling for inside fastballs up.

You mean the Maldonado that gave up three steals in the first? That Maldonado?
1 minute ago, TxTower said:

What kind of douche name is Chas?

Not even brave enough to use the Z. 

Just now, TxTower said:


You the Maldonado that gave up three steals in the first? That Maldonado?

yes, the one that THINKS he's Cartlon Fisk.

2 minutes ago, TxTower said:

What kind of douche name is Chas?

You answered your own question there, chief.

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

fuck Fisk, one of my most hated baseball players ever

ha. no Fisk fan but he was good.  is funny his most memorable moment came in a series they lost.

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Just now, tfoolry said:

 

 

Stay and keep getting drunk like a real fan. 

1 minute ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

That one lady is taking her damn pizza and going home.

1 minute ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Reminds me of the Bama game

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Female is the latest school shooter; 3 kids and 2 adults dead in ...

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Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

That one lady is taking her damn pizza and going home.

Houston can’t let San Antonio catch them.

33 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We should get up 12-15 runs and let Adolis Garcia pitch the ninth.

 

31 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fify

 

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Ummm, I remember the last time the Rangers let a Cuban right fielder come in and pitch for the lulz. He tore his UCL, needed Tommy John surgery, and missed the rest of the season.

 

 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

ha. no Fisk fan but he was good.  is funny his most memorable moment came in a series they lost.

yeah he was good and you'd think they won that series as many times as they've shown that shit

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"Yeah the game sucked but I spent $40 on this giant foam novelty hat for my kid who doesn't care about what's happening"

Who knew playing in Houston would be the Astros kryptonite? It’s odd to suck so bad at home like that. 

Jeezus fuck how can anyone stand to be near that prick, he just exudes psychopathology and sadness

Did I say "completely clear of the sign stealing scandal"  did you hear me absolve the Astros, huh, did you hear me.

shut the fuck up you 2 cocksuckers.

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Houston, we have a problem.

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2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Altuve looks like he needs a beer to calm him down

You can't give alcohol to children like that. He needs a juice and a nap. 

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

"Umblemished" excellence? Wtf????

didn't you hear the pope absolved them?

11 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

That one lady is taking her damn pizza and going home.

Hell yeah, probably cost her $50.

Of course.

And again not even a bad pitch.

Yordan is just ridiculous.

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As crazy as it sounds I would have walked him again. 

Seager and Adolis and Monty are earning most of the postseason headlines but this run doesn’t occur without the re-emergence of Sborz. He’s been that rock that is first guy out of the pen most nights and more reliable statistically than Aroldis or Leclerc.

Our bullpen was the Achilles Heel for this club coming into the playoffs. Sborz face-planted in August and September, part of the Rangers overall struggles.

Over six straight disastrous appearances from 8/16 to 9/4, he gave up 13 earned runs (14 total) in five innings. His ERA skyrocketed from 3.83 to 5.80 as the Rangers lost all six of those games. He blew leads in two of them and was credited with a loss in another. I think he went on DL and didn’t pitch for 24 days. He got in two Seattle games the last weekend, pitched well and won on 9/30, the last regular season win for the Rangers.

Dude has been nails in postseason. (Well, he just got tagged with that run.)

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