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  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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Can the Rangers win it all with home field disadvantage?

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s go D backs.  Fuck all things Philly 

Yes. Fuck all things Philly. 

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Good lord, Garcia’s traps make me jealous. Traps on top of traps

On 2/5/2023 at 8:57 PM, Fudbelty said:

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On 2/7/2023 at 10:07 AM, Native Horn said:

In on Page One.

On paper, look pretty strong.  Pitching improved, new coaching regime.  SHOW ME MORE THAN 90 LOSSES!

 

On 2/11/2023 at 8:59 AM, CowtownHorn said:

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On 2/14/2023 at 8:46 AM, Snake Diggity said:

The Rangers seem like they’re only one player away from making the playoffs.  Why they weren’t more proactive about upgrading their OF is beyond me.  They spent all that money on middle IF last season then dumped a fortune into their rotation, and they didn’t have enough to patch LF with Mitch Haniger or Joey Gallo or Michael Conforto?

 

That said I think Young has made several good moves this offseason and this will be a very competitive team.  Heaney, Duffy, and Eovaldi are 3 of the potential best value pitching signings of the offseason.

 

On 2/17/2023 at 3:32 PM, BachelorTrek said:

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On 2/17/2023 at 5:24 PM, Fudbelty said:

Championship

 

On 2/26/2023 at 2:38 PM, DougO said:

Rangers on Bally today, looking like preseason champs.

 

Fun to look at some of the posts on the first page.

19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So who we rooting for tomorrow??

Rooting for a 28 inning game.

Just now, DougO said:

Rooting for a 28 inning game.

that has to be stopped and finished on Wednesday.

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fun to look at some of the posts on the first page.

Shit.

Go look at posts from the last week of the regular season.

People were losing their minds all over.

Fun to look at some of the posts on the first page.
I did this yesterday, it really is.

On the one hand, I want Harper and Schwarber as far away from our pitchers as possible.  On the other hand, it would be glorious to go into that rowdy park of theirs, beat their ass, and crush Harper's WS dreams.

Looks like I’ll be at Dicks and/or Academy tomorrow

As usual, the ALCS champ gear is terrible. I’m holding out for WS Champ gear this time. Might pick up a jersey with the WS patch on the sleeve.
On the one hand, I want Harper and Schwarber as far away from our pitchers as possible.  On the other hand, it would be glorious to go into that rowdy park of theirs, beat their ass, and crush Harper's WS dreams.

I actually love watching Harper play. He’s full throttle and one hell of a player.
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I’m the fucking man. I am him.

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sucks the worst GIF

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

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Fucker just lost Tarrant County in 2024.

No comment 

What a fuckstick. I hope he stays far away from the GILF. Hopefully, he gets to “Dallas” and wonders where the ballpark is.
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Lol at Lowe 'thanking' his teammates for knocking the starting pitcher out before he even had a chance to bat thus wasting all the prep work he did

1 minute ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Lol at Lowe 'thanking' his teammates for knocking the starting pitcher out before he even had a chance to bat thus wasting all the prep work he did

That was pretty funny.

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It's Arlington you stupid fuck. 

World Series

Best-of-seven series

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Texas Rangers vs. TBD

  • Game 1: TBD at Rangers, Friday, Oct. 27 (FOX)

  • Game 2: TBD at Rangers, Saturday, Oct. 28 (FOX)

  • Game 3: Rangers at TBD, Monday, Oct. 30 (FOX)

  • Game 4: Rangers at TBD, Tuesday, Oct. 31 (FOX)

  • Game 5*: Rangers at TBD, Wednesday, Nov. 1 (FOX)

  • Game 6*: TBD at Rangers, Friday, Nov. 3 (FOX)

  • Game 7*: TBD at Rangers, Saturday, Nov. 4 (FOX)

28 minutes ago, DougO said:

Rooting for a 28 inning game.

after 3 days of rain

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Who’s got the pre-sale code for tickets?

Wasn’t there some kind of sale today? Is there another one? I’d love this too if somebody has it.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I like our odds against Zona better. I don't like the Phillies redemption tour angle. 

Nah.  We've historically held our own against the Phillies.  The entire NL West kicks the living shit out of the Rangers.  Okay, they MAY break even with the Rockies, but the rest of the division is toxic to the Rangers.

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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Thanks, bros. 

Wouldn't it be something if the Cardinals help the Rangers finally win it all...

Also, thanks to every other MLB team for not claiming. Damn.

Good luck in the World Series.

Great season and even better playoffs.

Run through the tape.

Not gonna Wade into the Helo/beard ridden shit that is the other 2 threads. Well done, great win, this was legitimately fun, and god damnit let’s do it again next season. 

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