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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Eovaldi isn't going much more.  Need this inning over and the bats to blow up.

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Thank you for constantly explaining what small ball is for three fucking innings in a row. Now can we talk about anything else?

Not even getting 5 from Eovaldi isn't what I expected after the first 2 innings or so.

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Shit outing. Still right in this game though. Going to need the pen to be really good. 

1 minute ago, beer said:

Thank you for constantly explaining what small ball is for three fucking innings in a row. Now can we talk about anything else?

How about how the Diamondbacks are an underdog story?

That was a terrible outing for Nate. Going back to what he looked like in September. Didn't put out any fires. We tie it up and he immediately gives the lead back.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

That was a terrible outing for Nate. Going back to what he looked like in September. Didn't put out any fires. We tie it up and he immediately gives the lead back.

Doesn't help that 6 through 1 in our lineup are a black hole right now. 

Wow, that was almost another chopper butt fucking.  Nice work guys

Dunning gonna hold it down. We good. 

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

Doesn't help that 6 through 1 in our lineup are a black hole right now. 

Yeah, that has to change. 

Little snakes keep getting runners on...  bottom part of Rangers lineup not so much🙄

Corey just missed that then grounds out. This game really took a wrong turn.

Need a bomb or something to liven shit up.

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

How much baseball do you watch?  That jump there was nothing Heim could fucking do

I like Heim but this is not a great game for him, come on. We’ve got a missed tag at home and two stolen bases where the throw itself was fine but he was late to the play. 

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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like Heim but this is not a great game for him, come on. We’ve got a missed tag at home and two stolen bases where the throw itself was fine but he was late to the play. 


what are you even talking about?

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Corey just missed that then grounds out. This game really took a wrong turn.

Need a bomb or something to liven shit up.

Gonna need multiple. 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like Heim but this is not a great game for him, come on. We’ve got a missed tag at home and two stolen bases where the throw itself was fine but he was late to the play. 

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like Heim but this is not a great game for him, come on. We’ve got a missed tag at home and two stolen bases where the throw itself was fine but he was late to the play. 

Pudge in his prime wouldn't have thrown out the runners.

The Lowe throw was the wrong play and off.

Get off it.

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I like Heim but this is not a great game for him, come on. We’ve got a missed tag at home and two stolen bases where the throw itself was fine but he was late to the play. 

tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me you know nothing about baseball.  have you ever played catcher?

Speed kills. They’ve been pressuring us all night with their offense; similar to the 2010-2011 Rangers

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Pudge in his prime wouldn't have thrown out the runners.

The Lowe throw was the wrong play and off.

Get off it.

ha pudge would have called for the high outside FB 3 times in a row and thrown him out.

I want to win this game if for no other reason than Smoltz will have to the collective cocks of the d backs out of his mouth.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Thomas hasn't hit anything further than about 95 fucking feet and has two hits.

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I like Heim but this is not a great game for him, come on. We’ve got a missed tag at home and two stolen bases where the throw itself was fine but he was late to the play. 

With all due respect, you’re an idiot.

Throw was up the line and he made a hell of a play to stretch and not block the plate. The stolen bases were stolen before he got the ball. He did great to make the second one close.

can we drop Marcus to 9 and have Evan lead off?

I can see how this dbacks team is frustrating. So much contact and speed.   You can see all of the extra bases they get. 
 

I guess boche doesn’t want to burn dunning for multiple games to save the rest of the pen.  Maybe if we had a lead. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I can see how this dbacks team is frustrating. So much contact and speed.   You can see all of the extra bases they get. 
 

I guess boche doesn’t want to burn dunning for multiple games to save the rest of the pen.  Maybe if we had a lead. 

boche ball?

Bochy getting the youngster in early to pitch.  Gonna need him to pitch well in this Series

Fuck you ump. That was a strike.

Don't make a shit.

C'mon offense.

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1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:

Just keep it within 2.

Done

this game is winnable even with Nate not being optimal.

If you can only throw over twice there is no reason to throw the 2nd time.  If you do you have no chance to throw out the runner stealing. 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Arizona going to steal 30 bases this series at this rate

We are giving them a free pass everytime we throw over twice.  

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