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yes.  don't swing.  make him throw sliders for strikes.

Lefty has to pitch to semien, right?  Or can I not count?

nope forgot jung

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nelson needs to be throwing that breaking stuff to josh o/w he'll be sorry

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

He always looks like that and then randomly will go yard. 

oh I know.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Lefty has to pitch to semien, right?  Or can I not count?

3 batters, he would not have to pitch to him

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Lefty has to pitch to semien, right?  Or can I not count?

he does not.

Jesus. Bottom of the order licks the balls. 

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Oh for fuck's sake.

jesus christ.  we have to have the slowest team in the MLB

If Leody hits a nuke here it'll be the funniest thing ever.  So, yeah, let that happen.

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Taveras isn't doing shit here.

Got it back to the top of the order - need another shutout. 

maybe there isn't an option but man you can't have Lowe and Jung back to back

So they posted the ump lineup for this WS and only one of the guys calling behind the plate was in the Top 10 in correct calls.  

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Just now, ztejas said:

Taveras isn't doing shit here.

Well I guess they could walk him. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Taveras isn't doing shit here.

Got it back to the top of the order - need another shutout. 

Do that for Marcus, please. 

Astros fan but rooting for the Rangers because my wife is a lifelong fan. 

What the fuck is this ump looking at that was 6" low

Of all the time to summon some shit, Marcus, this is that moment. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

maybe there isn't an option but man you can't have Lowe and Jung back to back


garver-Heim-Lowe-Jung is station to station baseball. I.e relying on the 3 run jack. 

if i'm the pitcher the first two pitches are several inches off the outside edge.  get the ump to call that a strike before giving him anything to hit.

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Omfg if Corey walks them off...

welp he didn't listen.  come on corey

I think they are worried that if they bring in a righty here and he doesn’t get Marcus out, he has to pitch to seager. 

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