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25 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

So with the off day tomorrow everyone besides LeClerc should be available again tonight I would think. Spy?

Your mom said she isn't available.

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Let’s go! Starting in the room tonight.

We're kicking your ass to the living room as soon as this goes south. 

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  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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Alright, let's go Rangers!

Dirt Burglars lost.  Texas won.  It's a good day.  Let's keep it rolling!

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2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Alright, let's go Rangers!

Dirt Burglars lost.  Texas won.  It's a good day.  Let's keep it rolling!

And the Astros aren't playing because we fucked them up the ass in Minute Maid.

Oh no.  The banana guy bred and now there are three of them.

I mean at this point leading off Marcus is just Bochy being superstitious 

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1 minute ago, BigDHornfan said:

Let’s go Rangers!
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I don't usually put merch on just for the sake of it and I had already showered and am doing nothing but sitting my ass at home tonight but the WS feels like a special occasion.

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Goot out to pitch ratio

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Why didn't they use this ump last night then?

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Damn he's fast. 

Not again. This entire team goes “meep meep” then hauls ass.

Precision in the infield so far. Good to see. Jung made a nice play there regardless. 

You got to warn them, if they keep it up you take their suite passes and kick them out of the suite for conduct unbecoming

I wish our guys were letting themselves see some more pitches.  The Dbacks blew through their BP last night. 

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How was that not gone. That sounded so gone. 

Shit here comes the small ball lecture

They took off the fuckin’ bananas finally. 

Goddamn dude.  Why'd it have to be fast sneks?  Why couldn't it be slow sneks?

The Dbacks are apparently similar to the Little Giants...

Good job fellas!

Monty pitching well.  Defense still on point.

 

There's the "90 feet at a time" on the bingo card.

So we're doing this here instead of the World Series thread?

Goddamn dude.  Why'd it have to be fast sneks?  Why couldn't it be slow sneks?

Those are called worms.

What's with the retarded plantains?

Rangers have little to no previous ABs against Kelly.

May take a 2nd or even 3rd time through, hopefully.

 

6 minutes ago, Augustus said:

So we're doing this here instead of the World Series thread?

We've just been here all season....habit

Fuck those banana kids. And fuck the parents for letting them do that shit. 

This guy’s got some nice late movement on his pitches. I think the key is to swinging early on pitch in the zone. 

Fuck those banana kids. And fuck the parents for letting them do that shit. 

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1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

Fuck those banana kids. And fuck the parents for letting them do that shit. 

Surprised Fox hasn't stepped in. It's obnoxious as hell on TV.

Surprised Fox hasn't stepped in. It's obnoxious as hell on TV.

Aaaand they’re gone.
What neighborhood do you think they are from?

Highland park?

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Or Southlake

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