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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

jung has to make that play.

I mean maybe dude. These guys are some fucking cocksuckers. We're going to lose a couple games.

Let's see if we can't still steal this one. We robbed them blind last night. 

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great play by Lowe there.  saved a run

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Yeah, poor coaching decision.  

Is it? Look - if you are Bochy the primary problem you have to solve is a shortage of healthy arms. Monty gave you 6.3 innings and allowed 3 runs. If your offense isn't working you can't win, but most nights that should keep you in the game. Worst case you put Heaney+ scrubs, lose in 9 and give the A team a day off heading into the road trip. 

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Get ready for a long series. 

Fuck me Heaney is dogshit. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean maybe dude. These guys are some fucking cocksuckers. We're going to lose a couple games.

Let's see if we can't still steal this one. We robbed them blind last night. 

Jung just missed the ball.  

3 run deficit tonight seems like a tall mountain to overcome and they might not even be done scoring at this rate

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why the fuck is Monty starting this inning anyways?

his pitch count was low.  He tried to string it out.  can't say I blame him too much given what he has in the BP

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 run deficit tonight seems like a tall mountain to overcome and they might not even be done scoring at this rate

It's 3 runs. 

his pitch count was low.  He tried to string it out.  can't say I blame him too much given what he has in the BP
Pitch count or not, he's had a big bag of nothing starting inning 4. He was one batter away from being pulled before 5 innings. 2 bad outings from our top guys so far this series.
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Rangers in 6. 

Marcus is seeing the ball well but his hands need to catch up. Next time you see him pull the ball with good contact on the barrel will be a very good sign of what's to come.

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

he's had a big bag of nothing starting inning 4.

my man this whole staff is a bag of nothing. He had nothing and only gave up 1 more over the next 2.3 innings. It's not great, but also not worth burning out your bullpen if your batters aren't seeing the ball well. 

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This dude Kelly is reaming us tonight. Shit happens. 

Jonah has no idea at the moment

Also easy to be dealing when you get those kinds of strikes the entire night.

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

my man this whole staff is a bag of nothing.

Yeah that's why we're in the World Series. You're a regular gem.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Also easy to be dealing when you get those kinds of strikes the entire night.

this.  total bullshit.

Another should be walk. Same as Simien. He can throw shit outside that isn't even close and gets the call. Changes the entire complexion of these at bats

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Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

This offense is drunk. 

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BTW- I hate to say this, but hat's off to Merill Kelly - this is a masterpiece of efficiency and control.  He reminds me of Tom Glavine out there tonight. 

This is why a 3 run deficit tonight feels like 20. We have no clue right now. Haven't strung together any innings at all.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah that's why we're in the World Series. You're a regular gem.

I love this team!  They have 2.5 starters and 3 relievers that Bochy can count on. Are you saying that pitching is a strength?

Hope he phams on the bases again 

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I love this team!  They have 2.5 starters and 3 relievers that Bochy can count on. Are you saying that pitching is a strength?

I mean you said the whole staff is a bag of nothing. That couldn't be further from the truth. We have some killers on this staff - we just aren't deep.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean you said the whole staff is a bag of nothing. That couldn't be further from the truth. We have some killers on this staff - we just aren't deep.

it's not your fault Will

10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

fuck Tommy Pham

I think you meant phuck tommy pham

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I'm gonna take a piss and we're going to strike this (slur redacted) out and then we're going to tie the game up. 

This shit reminds me of us

Road Rangers will need to show.

Not throwing in the towel here but Dbacks are just locked in on both sides.

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