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I'm gonna take a piss and we're going to strike this (slur redacted) out and then we're going to tie the game up. 

Hope you had a hell of a piss Arnold
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according to ESPN pitch chart Martin had the Perdomo struck out 3 times.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm gonna take a piss and we're going to strike this (slur redacted) out and then we're going to tie the game up. 

Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

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LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"

Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 

Dipshit announcers.

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"
Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 
Dipshit announcers.
I'm sure he meant where we just get our asses beat and it's not even close, not so much a heartbreaking loss.

Game 5 was our high point, right?

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:
LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"
Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 
Dipshit announcers.

I'm sure he meant where we just get our asses beat and it's not even close, not so much a heartbreaking loss.

Yeah so like game 4 against Houston. The fuck are you talking about? 

We're gonna be fine. 

Martin Perez, you seem like a great dude, and you have been a credit to the organization. You were one of the really cool comeback stories in baseball in recent history. But that story has ended as of a while back, and it's probably time to move on. Maybe try coaching?

Also that hit streak in postseason is a bullshit stat. You only get that by having to play lots of postseason games. 

Not the night. Two hard outs right at them.

Make that 3. Man.

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Game 5 was our high point, right?

Yes, a game we lost was our high point.
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He isn't on the bag. That's horseshit and shouldn't stand.

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I mean cool. Fucking whatever. Fuck us. Call whatever stupid fucking strike zone you want then let guys come off the bag for put outs. 

 

Let's go fuck these pussies up in Phoenix. 

Hah we were gonna pinch hit for the kid

hopefully Nate can get us back to Arlington.

be nice if Max threw a gem but I'm not counting on it.

Good showing Robbie.

Let's keep the homer streak going Adolis.

Edited by gofuckyourself

Tonight is the anti-last night. Let's take all 3 in Phoenix.

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"

Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 

Dipshit announcers.

fuck the announcers. fuck the plate ump. fuck me.

Go fucking RANGERS in az!

Edited by EastTexan

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

LOL "this is the first crushing loss they've had"

Bro Houston won 3 straight on the road and game 4 they fucked us up. 

Dipshit announcers.

I think he was referring to the Dbacks in game 1 and how they were able to bounce back. 

16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Missing 12 calls in a World Series game isn't a good look

with 80% of them favoring one team.

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Fucking pathetic. That top 7 was brutal because it got the inning going for them. It was still 2-1 then. It's just the little things that turn the tide of the whole game. It's one thing if the zone is bad for both teams, it usually evens out. But we get squeezed in the zone all night where Arizona pitcher got the luxury of a very wide outside zone

Interesting how they decided that heavy of a slant only had a net 0.38 runs to az. 
 

wonder how that Longoria ab in the 7th goes if it starts 0-1 instead. 
 

or how the semien ab goes if that 2-2 pitch is called a ball for 3-2 to lead off the inning. I think there was another questionable outside strike call in that ab so it could have been a walk with just the pitches thrown. 
 

kelly wasn’t missing over the plate, so it’s tough to assume too much would happen but if they don’t have their big 7th maybe it wouldn’t take much different offensively to make a difference. 

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or how the semien ab goes if that 2-2 pitch is called a ball for 3-2 to lead off the inning. I think there was another questionable outside strike call in that ab so it could have been a walk with just the pitches thrown. 



Yes the first pitch of that AB was outside but called a strike.
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Yes the first pitch of that AB was outside but called a strike.

 

Yeah, so would/should have been 1 on and no outs for seager in a 2-1 game.  Maybe we get one there, and the 7th gets managed differently. 

“Rosinbagger, you’re in!”

Nobody ever understands when I say this.

To go from leading the AL in hits to looking absolutely lost at the plate is incredible. Dude has to wake up if we're going to win this.

.193 BA in the postseason ain't gonna cut it.

Betting on a Semien slump-buster is approaching Powerball type odds.

Rangers are winning tonight though.

Somehow Max comes through and the "luck" of Arizona runs out where every damn swing seemingly misses the defense.

I've also done some deep scouting on Pfaadt and checked all the advanced analytics.

It's a bit technical but summarized: He has a dumb name and he sucks scorpion nuts.

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