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Well fuck. This isn't good. 

Who gets the ball tomorrow now? Fucking Heaney? Can Dunning go?

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:
1 minute ago, dcar00 said:
its fairly consistent but AZ it appears is getting a slight benefit at the plate.

Nothing slight about it. Obvious as it was in game 2. One pitch can change the complexion of an at bat.

oh I know.  but you can really only go by what is called on a particular pitch.

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Ok Gray. We just need 3 or 4 rock solid from you.

If we get 2 shutout he's done his job.  I'm guessing he doesn't go more than 2.

Gray's history against the Dbacks is, uh, not good.  Hopefully he breaks that trend tonight.  

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Just now, SpiralOut said:

Gray's history against the Dbacks is, uh, not good.  Hopefully he breaks that trend tonight.  

never tell me the odds GIF

I want Jon Gray to turn into 2015-2016 Andrew Miller. Throw your nasty shit for two innings my guy. 

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Well. That probably went better than it would have with Max.

Just wish we didn't have to burn him. 

Nice inning, Gray!  One or two more of those would be mighty nice.

good gray is good.

Bochy has zero wiggle room with this staff.  It's incredible really.

“Texas is really in a must win situation tonight” -Smoltz

 

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Wow ump

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We can’t bitch about the strike zone anymore.

This ump is gonna be hated by everyone by the end of the night. 🤣

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Well fuck. This isn't good. 

Who gets the ball tomorrow now? Fucking Heaney? Can Dunning go?

Quinn Ewers

Just now, Fudbelty said:

We can’t bitch about the strike zone anymore.

Watch me do it. I will acknowledge that is horrendous and continue my bitching

He can be bad as long as he’s consistently bad for both

What is Fox's fascination with the caricatures instead of pictures? 

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:
On 10/28/2023 at 9:49 PM, BeardIP said:

Can we not find competent umps for the World Series?

They literally picked a bunch of guys nowhere near the top of the umpiring heap for accuracy.

I'm surprised they didn't really just shove it in everyone's face and trot Angel Hernandez out there.

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56 Ks in a single postseason probably a fairly safe franchise record. 

Just now, SpiralOut said:

They literally picked a bunch of guys nowhere near the top of the umpiring heap for accuracy.

I'm surprised they didn't really just shove it in everyone's face and trot Angel Hernandez out there.

Yep when I saw the rankings and most all of them were in the 60s-90s it was a WTF moment.

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