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4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Pulling Gray may have fucked us.

Don’t know why we did it but we lucked out. Gray was dealing. 

I swear, Bruce Bochy must have been a saint in a past life.  Dude lives a charmed fucking life.  He's made it all this way through the postseason without Aroldis completely fucking us up.  

Just now, SpiralOut said:

I swear, Bruce Bochy must have been a saint in a past life.  Dude lives a charmed fucking life.  He's made it all this way through the postseason without Aroldis completely fucking us up.  

uh, dude, please tell me you didn't just type that.

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Jesus, need to pull this one out. No idea who’s going to be available tomorrow.

Dane dunning

Andrew Heaney

bradford

 

Just now, dcar00 said:

uh, dude, please tell me you didn't just type that.

Leclerc gave up the bomb to Altuve.  Which game am I forgetting?

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Jesus, need to pull this one out. No idea who’s going to be available tomorrow.

Everybody who has pitched in this game but Gray (pending whatever was going on with Sborz)

 

Edit- and well obviously Max

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Dane dunning

Andrew Heaney

bradford

 

I’m worried about Garcia and Sborz

Where is my blood pressure machine.
I poured some whisky as soon as Chapman came in. Was much needed. Fuck! Lol

Dr. Smoltz already has Garcia in the hospital like drugs don't exist.

good let's pressure THEM on the bases now rook

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Dane dunning

Andrew Heaney

bradford

 

Mo, Larry, Curly, kitchen sink.

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Leclerc gave up the bomb to Altuve.  Which game am I forgetting?

I'm saying the post season isn't over.  you are angering the gods.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dane dunning

Andrew Heaney

bradford

 

Strat, Sborz (if healthy), Chap and Leclerc. Need Dunning and Heaney to combine for 7, pls. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

I'm saying the post season isn't over.  you are angering the gods.

Hah.  Notice I said "he's gotten this far" through the playoffs without Chapman burning us down.  Still plenty of time.

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Stupid gimmicky CF.

how do they have another challenge?  they challenged the play at first and second last inning.  that doesn't count as two challenges?

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He never passed 2nd. Fucking waste of time challenge. 

With a fast team like this no challenges could be huge.

you didn't have to tag him...

you didn't have to tag him...

Rules schmules.
1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Or a 3 wood.

Or a Cricket bat. Or whatever the fuck they call it

Was there a reason we never sent Carter that inning? Seems really dumb we didn’t do it either chance this game. 

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